Janeeee

“Per aspera ad astra” • OT7 Enthusiast Homie

[Janeeee @janeeejaneeey]

Whatever happens:
Proverbs 3:5-6 👆🏻😇

[Petty The Youtuber @YoutuberPetty]

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF (thread)

You listed your house on Craigslist for rent because you needed a roommate

A lawyer hit you up, I mean thank God it’s a lawyer and he looks clean.

You hop on a call, chatted for a while, then he asked to come see the place, you let him.

He comes

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

So, I decided to make moi moi over the weekend & picked out the beans. I took them to the mama who usually grinds for me, but when I got there, she wasn’t in

Instead, I met her son, a young, respectful boy (Story by Ajebo Writer) He greets me, takes the beans & starts the engine

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

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[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

My wife is fond of using her phone till the battery runs low and then I’m always the one charging it for her.

Every night before we go to bed, as I’m plugging mine, I’ll plug hers too. It now became my responsibility to charge her phone battery for her every night.

I got tired of reminding her as she’ll always tell me to charge it for her, I decided to teach her a lesson

[oyin_da_pen_addict🎨🎨♛ @oyindapenaddict]

My girlfriend said she was pregnant, So I planned to move all her stuff out behind her back. Am i wrong???

We were dating for a year and a half when she moved in with me. I'm nw 25. weeks ago, I got home from work, and my girlfriend was standing in the living room smiling. She showed Showed me the positive pregnancy test. Thinking it was a TikTok prank, I played along. When she didn't reveal it was a prank, I knew what had happened, but I continued playing along.

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

Three years of marriage, two years of dating, and I thought I knew my husband. He was never the violent type—until the night he found his sister in bed with our neighbor.

They’ve always been close. She spends more time at our house than at their parents…

[bec 🐾 @prfctlysabrina]

gavin casalegno being problematic and gross, a thread:

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[Kai @KaiAnitwt]

Some of the craziest Twitter Interactions

A Thread 🧵

[Green Cross Philippines @GreenCrossPH]

Always holding hands! Ganyan talaga kapag naka Green Cross Daily Care! May up to 5-hour moisture lock (based on clinical test) at skin vitamins for healthier skin!

Try it na!

ASC Ref. Code: G0246N101824G

[Alien UFO Sightings @alienufovideos]

Possible UFO in the Sky Over Taiwan? �

[❤️‍🔥Cory | The Life Of A Showboy Era❤️‍🔥 @CowboyLikeCory]

Yall I think I met Post Malone? EVERYONE CHEERED. ☠️☠️🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Channing Tatum and Zoë Kravitz have broken up after 3 years and called off their engagement, PEOPLE reports.

[Janeeee @janeeejaneeey]

Me rn listening to iKON's Anthem made me think of this one far fetched thought of them reuniting and performing again as seven. After 2ne1's reunion , which most of us never expected to happen even in our millions of dreams , gave me so much hope that this too could happen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bruno Mars & ROSÉ share interaction via Instagram:

B: “[Rosé] introduced me to this Korean drinking game and got me saucy. Soon after, she tried to kiss me, and I was like “woah Rosie! what part of the game is this?”

R: “what’s wrong with uuu”