Janelle Pearson

Bethel University '20

[mani @ImaniShante]

He’s 4’11” with no neck and wants Rose to shave her legs because he finds it “gross”. If it’s one thing men always have it’s the fucking audacity.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s Tuesday, or as we call it now: day

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The CDC just called and told me that the video of those A-list celebrities singing ‘Imagine’ off key has not only cured corona virus but fixed the economy, re-booked everyone’s trips, elected Bernie, and got the Italian window singers a record deal so thank so much famous people

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

the fact that tom hanks overgrown frat boy son just made a statement where he said tom hanks is “not trippin” is sending me

[Rikki @RikDrip]

My niece really just had her 8th birthday at Target lol! She’s obsessed 😂

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

I overheard an old grandpa at lunch say he had tipped $20 on a 12 person dinner the night before and his wife laughed and said "oh honey that probably was more than enough to pay for her rent" and this is why I support euthanasia

[roxannecarolina @RoxanneUrias_]

"I wanna die inSTEAD" bitch I- 😂😂

[Ahmed @amoai25]

For anyone crying over dany’s character development being ruined, Please read this #GameOfThrones #GoT

[Janelle Pearson @janellepearson_]

@delbat3 I feel disrespected by this tweet.

[AvaFaith @aghap9]

rt to make my dreams come true #iykyk @LamorneMorris

[hugo @toasteredbread]

my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner

me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner