j

Totally confused all the time.

[j @janeneND]

*insults your favorite band within the first 3 minutes of conversation*

[j @janeneND]

@ChipotleTweets @ChipotleTweets ok cool I guess I just wasted my money on a literal bowl of just cold rice and sofritas that was virtually inedible and had to be thrown away. Thank you for your prompt and helpful customer service 🙄

[j @janeneND]

@ChipotleTweets This is absolutely disgusting. Our orders were cold (even though we ordered less than 10 minutes before picking them up), missing at least 3 ingredients per bowl and a bag of chips. I want a refund.

[j @janeneND]

@ChipotleTweets I've still not received a reply from support or any indication of when or how I can expect my refund. Can I please get a follow up? Thanks.

[j @janeneND]

like @ChipotleTweets I ate one of the chips and it was literally wet...please have someone contact me. This is vial and I want my money back.

[j @janeneND]

@ChipotleTweets um can I get my money back???

[j @janeneND]

Desperately seeking crab rangoons

[j @janeneND]

Nothing is more vindicating than seeing the CEO of a tech company you used to work for do a Reddit AMA and just get completely slammed for how awful the company is.

[j @janeneND]

Honestly, the most traumatic thing happening my life right now is seeing pics of what I think are plates full of cheesy pasta and then finding out its actually just pasta covered in squash sauce.

[j @janeneND]

Once in college I told a professional we should end class 30 minutes early because no pays attention for the last half hour of a 3 hour class. He agreed no questions asked and we got out 30 minutes early for the rest of the semester. So ya know shoot your shot or whatever.

[j @janeneND]

I like that now I can choose to wear a mask when I’m not feeling confident about my appearance which is really how we should have been doing things all along

[j @janeneND]

Just thinking about the time I had a full conversation with a co-worker about checks and didn’t realize until the very end that she was talking about paper checks and I was talking about Chex cereal...

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

When someone can’t understand my text through the typos https://t.co/CpjeREiXLk

[j @janeneND]

When I say “Oh I just read something about that” what I read was a tweet.

[j @janeneND]

The women at the McDonald’s drive thru who gave me my coffee this morning told me that I looked really pretty today and I will be riding the high of that complement for the next 2 to 3 weeks.

[j @janeneND]

Putting “start-up energy” in your job post is the same thing as guys putting “Saturday’s are for the boys” in their dating profile. It’s a socially acceptable way of saying I will ruin the next 3-6 months of your life, but you can’t blame me because technically I warned you.

[j @janeneND]

I think of Matt Damon’s role in Eurotrip fairly often.

[j @janeneND]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t manifesting just setting a goal and working to achieve it?

[j @janeneND]

“Why aren’t they talking about this on the news???”

*link to CNN article*