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@brandonpatton 100%

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@brandonpatton @Clear That's ridiculous

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@jcalvinmeyer Thanks Mike Elias!

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@nytimes Disgusting. We are living in a post truth society

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Sen. @ChrisCoonsforDE: Is Trump eligible to run for a 3rd term under our Constitution?

Trump Judge nominee: Um... I would have to... to review the- the actual wording--

Coons: The language of the 22nd Amendment makes it clear that no, he is not eligible to run for a 3rd term. Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a 3rd term?

Trump Judge Nominees: …

Coons: Nobody? Alright.

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@jcalvinmeyer Elias has to go before anything improves

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

In five years, when all the truths come out, people will not be able to believe the ineptitude of this man

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

RFK Jr has:

- Cut off a raccoon dick
- Eaten a dog
- Chainsawed off a whale head and strapped it to his minivan
- Put a dead bear cub in his station wagon and dropped it in Central Park

This is what we know about. Imagine what we don't know.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Thank you Jimmy Carter

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

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@TheRestHistory please please no more Tom's "Southern Accent". It's like nails on a chalkboard to a southerner! Also please be sure to note that the democratic party and republican party have switched ideologies since the early 20th century. Love the show!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Good afternoon. Speaker Johnson was sent a bill to fund TSA, the Coast Guard and FEMA that passed the Senate 100-0. If he had simply called it for a vote it would passed easily.

But he chose chaos. Because that’s what Trump wants. Only Johnson can clean up this mess.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

People act like somehow "Quarter" is a sign of weakness or a lack of resolve to do what it takes to win.
It's not. It's an unwritten reciprocal understanding that if you don't take prisoners,the other side will likely decide not to as well."No quarter" is terrible for all troops.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control:

TikTok
CBS
CNN
HBO
Discovery Channel
BET
Cartoon Network
Comedy Central
DC Studios
Fandango
Miramax
MTV
Nickelodeon
Paramount
PlutoTV
Showtime
TBS
The CW
TNT
Warner Bros.
And more

This is oligarchy.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour

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@kenzianidiot I would kill for some in east NC. All we have are shitty ass Speedways

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

This is brilliant!👇

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@dccommonsense I read a take where the Supreme Court is basically helping Trump by forcing the idiotic tariffs to go away without him having to admit the foolishness