galactic baseballer

tell me thy company, and i’ll tell thee what thou art

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is an actual masterpiece LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Licho @xPhreakazoid]

Se tuitea por amor al arte, no por los likes.

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[galactic baseballer @JangoAsh]

geng, memandangkan jalan kat rural johor visibility teruk, inilah masa yang betul untuk on kan fog lights, stay safe

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[Reji @RejiYates]

Tbh calling your significant other “boo” is rooted in ghostbusters.

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping

[michelonismo @michelonismo]

um chinês acordou hoje, decidiu escrever um dos tweets mais inspiradores da humanidade, e foi dormir

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

give him the chair

[Elliot Arledge @elliotarledge]

"I stand corrected: that route was for mountain goats, not humans. I wrote this insight to memory so I don't forget next time."

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

This app is never leaving my phone

[Cain | pedroer 🇲🇾🍉🦈 @clvrslck]

We got the natural third world country lighting

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[komika 🐻‍❄️ @seok0mi]

me molesta cuando mi cuerpo me hace ruido por hambre bitch tenes 10kg de grasa estomacal usa de ahi

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work

[Rohi @ro_hee_12]

"what genre are you into?" i don't know man. if my ears like it, it's going on the playlist.

[Marco @soymarcogm]

El peor error en un trabajo es demostrar que puedes hacer el trabajo de tres personas.

[🧣 @softboy_w]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭