Janie Johns

Oh the battle rages, but the war is already won || UK alum

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Can’t believe I’m the one responsible for feeding myself for the rest of my life.

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Why did that episode feel like a spoof of #Survivor

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

I will not actually know any new names until week 5 at the earliest, tbh

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

me remembering that we have to learn so many new names tonight. happy bachelor day #TheBachelor

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

@zacharyreality I saw Michelle Young at the Detroit airport Sunday night with someone who *may* have been Mike Johnson 👀🤫

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

“Doom scrolling” but it’s just me as a 20 something single adult living in Raleigh scrolling Zillow listings within my budget 🥲

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

#TheBachelorette

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

A physicist and a chemist discussing their love lives:
P: “I don’t get why it’s not working with him. Opposites attract!”
C: “Well…they might attract but they will never bond.”

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Little Miss can’t eat without getting at least a tiny bit of her food on her clothes

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Being one of 3 handpicked to go home is way worse IMO 🫠 #TheBachelorette

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

PETA trying to figure out what happened to those two chicks went #TheBachelorette

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Three thoughts:
1. SO glad Lindsay didn’t go out like that.
2. Also really glad Omar didn’t go full villain & backstab Mike Mike.
3. Drea HAS to come back for another season. She deserves to win. #Survivor

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

I wish I could hear the 10-minute version of All Too Well for the first time again

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Shout out to everyone who pictures scallions when they hear the word “shallots.”

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Same energy

[Ben Rector @benrector]

I would pay a lot of money to see the text chain of Will Smith's PR team right now.

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

Ngl I still can’t tell Jesse and Clayton apart half the time #TheBachelor

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

.@UKCoachLZ draws up the game-winning play for @KentuckyWBB 🏆

SEC Inside: SEC WBB Tournament | 7 PM ET

[Janie Johns @janiejohnss]

You’re telling me Riverdale & Euphoria are two separate shows