Janine•

I like airplanes and sports

[Janine• @janinemacke]

RIP Harambe 🦍

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Ignoring the red flags because you want to see the good in people will cost you later…

[TPS @TotalProSports]

WHO DID THIS? 🤯

[Janine• @janinemacke]

went to Boys 4 life to see @WakaFlocka and he wasn’t there 😭 I am CRUSHED. HEARTBROKEN. I was ready to recite every one of his lyrics 😭

[Janine• @janinemacke]

Our unit was working with a local chipotle to cater food for Nurses’ Week, but the manager left us hanging and stopped responding to all messages. What a disappointment @ChipotleTweets, especially since Chipotle has always been at the forefront honoring nurses.

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@ochocinco come visit my patient in the hospital, he loves u

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@ChipotleTweets excuse me 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Janine• @janinemacke]

Politely @ChipotleTweets , what is this? 😶 and why is this particular location *always* out of ingredients?

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@ChipotleTweets ahem

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

Look at the smile on JJ’s face.. just sayin… #RuleTheJungle

[Janine• @janinemacke]

I will stick my arm in a guillotine for Joe Burrow

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

If only defenses could get inside Joe Burrow’s head the way that @OzTheMentalist does….

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

He’s at the massage parlor like “Yeah my shoulder is killing me right here.”

[Janine• @janinemacke]

I can’t wait to eat (white) rice again

[Janine• @janinemacke]

Plz God, let me go into labor at 37 weeks

[Janine• @janinemacke]

hang it in the louvre.
thanks for the birthday treat, EDLC

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

.@UnfortunateMLB

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@rihanna performed at the Super Bowl visibly pregnant you bozo

[Janine• @janinemacke]

Holy March madness!

[Janine• @janinemacke]

Ella calls Paul “diddy” now instead of “daddy.” He is now Paul “diddy.” P Diddy, if you will.

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@haydenrhurst Pardon my French but I’m fucking crushed 😭

[Janine• @janinemacke]

@BJHill5 @GermainePratt7 Time for a shave