jani

dan tiadalah kehidupan dunia ini, selain dari main-main dan senda gurau belaka...

[jani @janithegreat]

@Wod_Ke_UG @crsxsa Italy are the ones, ironically, that need a foreign coach

[jani @janithegreat]

@jalilword PSG gonna regret letting those two goals in after taking the almost unassailable 5-2 lead. The third goal in particular was very weak. Now Bayern have all the momentum

[jani @janithegreat]

This is not a "Malaysia" problem but all across finance.

[Sivanathan @sivanathans]

In the Malaysian banking world, the title "Vice President" is the ultimate corporate optical illusion.

If you tell your auntie in the kampung you’re a VP, she thinks you’re basically the CEO’s right-hand man and should be sponsoring the next family feast.

In reality, being a VP in a local bank just means you’ve survived long enough to stop being an assistant manager.

Banks dish out these titles like complimentary mints at a hotel lobby. It’s the cheapest way to keep talent from jumping ship to a competitor.

"We can’t give you a 30% raise, but how about we change your business card to say VP of Enterprise Risk Management?"

Suddenly, the employee feels like a "big boss," and the clients think they’re talking to a heavy hitter.

It’s all about "perceived value."
But go to any bank’s town hall, and when the CEO asks all the VPs to stand up, it will look like a crowded LRT carriage during peak hour.

If everyone is a VP, who is actually doing the work?

Probably the "Assistant Vice Presidents" who are hoping to get their own shiny title next year.

[jani @janithegreat]

@ZakuAurelius I haven't watched any PG Nu review because am waiting for yours! Anytime soon?

[jani @janithegreat]

@willyulmarryme @pedoqpop mintak penerangan sikit macam mana kira ni 🙏🏻

[jani @janithegreat]

@stadiumastro

[jani @janithegreat]

@stadiumastro Hi pls fix your programming guide because I cannot record Milan vs Inter this weekend because the guide doesn't show anything. Pls check

[jani @janithegreat]

@stadiumastro Hi pls fix your programming guide because I cannot record Milan vs Inter this weekend because the guide doesn't show anything. Pls check

[jani @janithegreat]

@bumiwork When I saw this unfamiliar username post the same text that I read from IG earlier I thought some rando netizen was mocking you 🤣

[jani @janithegreat]

@keemmazni In today's world, this is bad design. No new airport has followed the concept of "satellites". The aerotrain asyik rosak pun is because of this design. Not to mention the lack of retail space. In summary, beautiful aesthetically, but not operationally or even commercially

[jani @janithegreat]

@slainthayer https://t.co/FsAjwTpVcO

They actually signed a deal last year. Unsure why it's taking so long to launch across all services. My guess is probably something to do with vested interests, maybe like all things KTMB 😁

[jani @janithegreat]

@LanaMichael 🤣 That just proves how great the engagement is haha. kalau taknak boleh je lock I guess

[jani @janithegreat]

What y'all still doing on Twitter? Threads is where it's at

[jani @janithegreat]

@wanariefimran @InfantryPilot @elonmusk Can't recall losing Starlink when flying KUL-DOH 🤔

[jani @janithegreat]

@ButterAlways92 @NeoArmstrongNe1 @alia_constantin Maybe you can work with @ApurvaSanghi to help push it at the highest levels

https://t.co/oGKYknY30E

[Apurva Sanghi @ApurvaSanghi]

Yes @jalilword … lack of nutrition is very much part of the story

I did mention it in the podcast (and also asked KJ why that didn’t happen when he was health minister)

For your convenience, here are both excerpts (KJ’s response is noteworthy)

[jani @janithegreat]

@ckliio9 @Thevesh The irony in my post however is that you asked @Thevesh, who is an expert at data - while my post was mainly based on old folks tales with no hard evidence whatsoever 😁

[jani @janithegreat]

@ckliio9 @Thevesh Singapore typically takes in new citizens (from Malaysia) based on their own population breakdown, to not "spoil" the racial harmony.

Their population is ~75% Chinese, 15% Malay, 8% Indian and "the rest". So you can roughly calculate 93% × 61,000 and get a pretty good snapshot

[jani @janithegreat]

That's literally an apt description of how venture works. 1 in 12 chance is great too 😂

[Gumdrop @GumdropCap]

@curiouscamilo @chamath Broken clock is right twice a day