Jack CANnniky

Once lost a chilli eating contest on television in front of Dizzee Rascal. My claim to shame. @fakegarage #NUFC

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

“The only time I’ve ever been this excited walking up stairs has been before sex” Me walking to the second floor of a karaoke bar. #WhatALife

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Not-entirely-trollish suggestion: I think the World Cup should pause for ~3 days in between the group and knockout stages so people can fill out brackets.

Granted, mostly an American thing, but this is a very important mechanism for the NCAA tournament for bringing in casuals.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@GianfrancoShoIa Really concerned at what messages the club leadership are sending him and telling him with this interest during the WC.

If there was time to pull an instant “Wolte” style signing out the bag , it’s now.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

Geordie Maradona. Absolute mustard.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@tinscognito__

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@kendallrowanx Whilst im gutted we’re losing Nickson, I’d like to think this won’t mean more responsibility for either Howe, especially with how poor our window was last summer (Elanga , Wissa woeful).

Who knows at this stage.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@randallbell At this point journos like that melt are just rage baiting and engagement farming with transfer stuff.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@TightFive_Rugby Two absolutely brilliant semi finals. The playoffs aren’t for everyone but this season has shown they have a place. Home/away for the top4 should stay. Talk of neutral venues isn’t exciting in my opinion.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@CharlieFelix This is incredible.

We purely measuring calories from food or adding drink in as well?

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

Henderson is going to get in over him isn’t he?

[Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 @alex_crook]

EXC: Adam Wharton has been told he will not be part of England's World Cup squad @talkSPORT

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

@CharlieFelix We are truly spoilt at the Gardens by what the likes of Dowson, Vesty and the rest of the coaches have built .

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

More points lost from a winning position. It’s abject

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

Well go on to lose this now , I’m going for a Twix #NUFC

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

Osula can do stepovers whilst sat on the floor . Baller #NUFC

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

[SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee]

Ummm…pretty sure you can tho…

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

“Lower food prices” is an outright lie. Food is just not getting expensive at as fast a rate as previous.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The choices this Labour government has made means inflation has fallen today to its lowest rate in a year.

Lower food and petrol prices are helping ease the pressure on household budgets.

I know there’s more to do, cutting the cost of living is my number one priority.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

The original Jumanji, hell of a motion picture.

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

“We don’t want to be re-refereeing the game” Sure you don’t lads, not content with trying to be centre of attention on the pitch, refs are now pitching in to be talked about because they’re sat in office at Stockley Park. Chuck it all in the bin.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

A CHAOTIC end to the game at Anfield! 🤯

[Jack CANnniky @janniky]

“Being back at home is more than welcome!” #NUFC

[Andy Sixsmith @andysixsmithtv]

⚫️⚪️ Eddie Howe press conference headlines ahead of Newcastle v Brentford.

🤞Bruno trained on Wednesday and ‘getting closer’ “Fingers crossed he’ll be fit for Brentford”

❌ ‘Every chance Anthony Gordon will miss the Brentford game’ - hopefully back soon.

⏳ Lewis Miley - “we’ll find out today. Hopefully back soon.”

👀 “It’s a big week coming up against Brentford and Spurs. Being back at home is more than welcome!” #NUFC