Jannis Hermanns

@[email protected] · Assistant to the Regional Manager at · LEGO Macintosh Classic · I like turtles!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

Go work out...

[Bryan Liston @listonb]

Hey @iHeartRadio, you did maintenance on WCKY tower 9/24 in KY, and now 120vac lines are picking up massive EMI. @FCC @AndyBeshearKY would love for somebody to investigate this. Comes in over H/N/G, interferes with cars, garages, lights, and is frying electronics on the outlets

[Dan Lorenc @lorenc_dan]

JUST ONE MORE CRD. PLEASE JUST ONE MORE CRD BRO. BRO PLS JUST ONE MORE OPERATOR WE NEED TO BE DECLARATIVE. JUST ONE. ONE MORE. BRO PLS. JUST ONE MORE YAML. TRUST ME JUST ONE MORE AND IT'S DONE. BRO PLEASE JUS-

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@caarlos0 LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY!!!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@netzfeuilleton Schönes Handle!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@awesomedonald 👋

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

Service tweet: LEGO dropped the „The Office“ set today.

I recommend you buy it ASAP as possible.

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@mesirii @purbon To keep the balance, I’ve moved to Catalonia ✌️

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

I’m happy to report that Barcelona has successfully completed the first step to becoming a car free city:

Become a parking free city ✅

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

I just closed my move ring by furiously twisting a pepper grinder over a frying pan and I deserved it

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

A ton of open positions in my favorite team at Apple, and some are even remote! I know, right?

✅ #redteam
✅ #securityengineer
✅ #softwareengineer
✅ #engineeringmanager
✅ #technicalprogrammanager

Please RT, and my DMs are open!

https://t.co/c08sx8lnFO

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@colorized_pics What watch is he wearing?

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@leitmedium Fast!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@samboksah I‘d be surprised if the rubbery rests of the ergodox were any better. But I will allow the ergodox.

And for both you can remove the palm rests of course

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@leitmedium Anna?!!!!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@caarlos0 That moment!

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

OMG INJECT THE NOSTALGIA DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS THE KIDS JUST DONT KNOW

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@isthelaststop Best caption!

[Jannis Hermanns @jannis]

@supergarv Man muss dann immer aufpassen, dass einem kein „ihr benehmt euch, als wären wir hier im Kindergarten“ raus rutscht

[Renae @DoubleNaeBow]

pronouncing "boolean" like "jolene" is my toxic developer trait