Janos aka The Sartorial Lawyer

Style Unconscious | Meh | Chicken Head Pro | Mildly Thick | Chicagoan with St. Louis Tendencies

[Janos aka The Sartorial Lawyer @janosthesecond]

1/ Let me share a story about being catfished by a guy I matched with on Tinder. This is no ordinary catfish story. A thread.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

getting called an old soul at age 8 then childish at age 38 is neurodivergent-coded.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Me soon as that shit come on.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[Janos aka The Sartorial Lawyer @janosthesecond]

@efowl314 💀💀💀

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“listen to your body”

my body: quit your job. disappear from society. start a revolution. abandon everything and become one with the trees

[bonnie @fwrosting]

family full of alcoholics but soon as i spark up a joint im a crackhead

[Janos aka The Sartorial Lawyer @janosthesecond]

@bettawerkbish When she said “he [Davion] was a new friend,” I gasped. She made it even worse.

[$globey @MCoveteur]

I wasn’t raised with my parents cussing at me so i am extremely taken aback when I hear parents cussing at little kids. like the child is 6, are you ok???

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

MAGA, it’s time to admit that you got played.

Heres the “Best President in American History” saying that while prices are soaring and the economy is tanking, he’s “not thinking about Americans financial situation.”

What a fucking joke.

[Madd like Maxx 🤞🏾🤚🏾 @1GoneTilSept_]

I’m not the smartest nigga in the world, but I knew NFTs were a scam off the flap. Ian need to do no research. Y’all was buying pictures of monkeys in supreme jackets lol

[Pizzarinah. @ZMacMami]

I really want black people to stop thinking everyone should be business owners. Just because I can make dinner does NOT mean I should open a food truck or restaurant.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Your religion is not special and you are not special for believing it, Your book has no authority over anyone except yourself

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i love seeing all the black graduates bc it really be crazy as FUCK white people so evil they ain’t want us to learn?😂😂😂😂😂😂 CONGRATULATIONS TO MY BLACK GRADUATES ALWAYS