EWF

Don't call me... just text

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

“We were almost not racist anymore but then a black dude got elected and we just could not handle that”

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Stephen A had public beef with LeBron and KD because they didn’t rock with him. That man in the White House went on national television and called Stephen A Smith “low IQ”. Stephen A had a soft ass rebuttal and proceeded to get right back on his knees. What an embarrassment

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

In the sweep of history, admittedly not all that long, this is likely the most pathetic and most captured generation of black athletes there’s ever been.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Not everyone can do the noble profession of podcasting about betting lines.

[someswaggt @someswaggt]

Jamie Foxx dead ass made dj play a love song for Maggie Gyllenhaal

[EWF @efowl314]

@MeghanMcCain Worth nothing, thanks 👍🏾

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

The absolute worst part of stopping for gas on a road trip is having to get back on the highway and deal with all the fucking idiots you passed 40miles ago

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

Windy Talks Wemby

“When Victor dunked on Chet Holmgren in game 7, he yelled Sic Semper Tyrannis, which is what John Wilkes Booth yelled after he killed Abe Lincoln. That’s the level of understanding history and embracing the moment we are talking about here.”

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[EWF @efowl314]

I’ll never know

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I wonder if Harambe had a wife that went on a press tour after he died getting batshit insane rockstar intros

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I don't wanna feel like I'm fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up 😭

[EWF @efowl314]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Maybe Lupita is a really good choice for Helen of Troy. All I’ve seen is men fighting about her...

[Luke Thomas Gets Political (LTGP) @LTGetsPolitical]

Imagine how fucking stupid you’d have to be to believe this.

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game