gizem the execution machine

Hoffnung ist eine gefärliche Sache für eine Frau wie mich zu haben

[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[emrec @buyruc]

yüzmeye göle gitmek. rabbim de böyle bir imtihan vermiş bu coğrafyaya.

[gizem the execution machine @januarybluez]

Bugün bir kelime öğrendim ve gülmemi durduramıyorum 🩷

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[Ezgi. @veokadar]

Kirlileri çamaşır sepetine attığımız, bulaşıkları yıkarken şarkı mırıldandığımız, banyodan sonra bornozla tembel tembel durduğumuz, geceyarısı midemiz kazındığında buzdolabını yokladığımız yer. Hepsi basit görünür ama başkasının evinde anlarız bunların ne anlama geldiğini.

[Elif The End @nurjinall]

bayram ozel ideal kilo hesaplama teknigi:

aile buyukleri asiri zayif oldugunuz icin karalar bagliyorsa=ideal

aile buyukleri tam iyisin diyorsa=bi 10 kg fazlaniz var 15 kg 20 kg

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Le pregunté a mi crush que qué pensaba de mí y me dijo que no pensaba en mí.

[anllita @anllitareal]

hice small talk con una alemana y le comenté que por ahi iba post chamba al lago y me dice "ya pero mañana YA ES DIA DE SEMANA". amiga DIOS les da luz de dia hasta las 10 pm en verano y un horario laboral hasta las 5 pm y son incapaces de imaginar pasarla bien

[ً @viveecal]

when im out with friends and then the unavoidable overwhelming realization that im fat and ugly hits me

[Aeneas @SonOfAnchis3s]

It’s fairly unlikely that they’re traveling for travel’s sake, for the purposes of seeing new places or imbibing the culture and history of a foreign land. It’s more likely that their minds are perpetually occupied with documentation, with these books that they’ll make, with the photos they’ll show others. In reality, they’ve traveled nowhere; despite where their bodies may be, their minds perpetually remain in the same place, caught in the net of anticipatory performance.

[Turkic Planet @turkicplanet]

Turkish war propaganda leaflet, during Gallipoli campaign in WW1

[isabel @wisepissmage]

The way I saw this on Monday and it actually worked

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

[袜蛙 @sockfrogg]

The thing about europe is that you get to live like this for 4 months and the rest is just full on depression and amnesia

[Aykırı @aykiri]

KÜFÜRLÜ / Askere giden genci küfürle uğurladılar:

- Ben yokken rüzgarım eser o da size 6 ay yeter.

+ Haydi s..tir git, haydi biraz da devlet uğraşsın seninle.

[Eda @ruhenemekli]

haşhaşlı katmeri azaltabilseydim benim fizik