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I'm not here to play second fiddle.

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Feeny is a G

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@tylercowen LMAO Boomers be showin their ass 😂 Your conceit and lack of shame are fucking hilarious.

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Martha Stewart hashtags her own Instagram posts #ImsoMartha. This bitch is WYLD.

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TLDR: I love my mom but our issues span national allegiance.

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Better: I might stick her in a home in East Texas to ensure she'll never understand her caretakers' accents.

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Your American eldest is about to put you on your Superbus back to Mexiland.

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I legit just sat through a 3 hour rant about "chinitos" and "negritos", but none, apparently, so loathesome as "Americans". 😑

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My white boomer Republican dad is about as racist as you'd expect. My Mexi apolitical mom is basically Hitler. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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First season of Sabrina the Teenage Witch > Prozac.

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Dallas had a fantasy of becoming a port city, but left only a legacy of waste and violence against the Trinity. https://t.co/fAaKcoeAIE

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I am too paralyzed by misery to get out of this car and buy the apple I've been craving all day.

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I had a terrible day and my best friend made me 80% better. The last 20% might kill me though.

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I ONLY WANT TO LISTEN TO EVENFLOW AND EAT MICROWAVE NACHOS.

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AND St Vincent finally added a Dallas date but it's on my mom's 60th birthday so WOMP WOMP.

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Also, I fucking miss my best friend. I feel emo as hell, I want my teammate back to help me weather the storm.

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No leads as far as legit or illegit towing. So I'm assuming it was stolen because I can't have a single good thing in this life.

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10 days ago, my bosses bought me a new car for my 10-year work anniversary. Today, it was gone when I walked outside.

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It doesn't matter how many times you come back from the dead, some days you will get diarrhea at Walmart. #metaphor #probably

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Last 8 flights #seat1A

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@irnbruise Totes, also, I'm fine with or without people, I'm just spoiled and want to do everything on my terms.

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@irnbruise Married people are fine but like, MARRIED people are the worst.