YoshBgosh

I be gaming and drawing and sometimes I think of something funny to say 🎷🗿 mostly on Twitter for all the sick art people post

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@oliver_drk That's because after someone watches enough porn it fully breaks their brain and turns them into a goon-fiend who can only pay attention when you bounce tits in their face like a pair of jingling keys.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@NechoPlays How is it cancer for gamers? I personally enjoy game cutscenes when they're done well and tell a good story and show some cool animations off. I don't need to be in control of everything happening on the screen at all times, like, I also enjoy watching movies too.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@kabrutusdeid Half the planet is women and so naturally any story is going to have important female characters in it who eventually become the focus of the plot. Every single one of these besides Ghosts is a case of the male protagonists protege or love interest continuing the story.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@casey_Payne23 It had a talking quirk chungus squirrel and two blue dwarves who acted like Bert and Ernie from sesame street. GoW writing has been marvel-coded since 2018, you just didn't notice because you're such a sucker for the "suffering stoic" archetype as your self-insert.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@Demi677295 @ActualRetards Yeah but sometimes the cashier at McDonald's is a woman and it's a battle for them to avoid eye contact while ordering.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@TheGovernance0 @EVplusBRO @onyxicca I didn't realize you had one. Hold on, let me read all that shit first, I'll get back to you in a bit. Just beat off while you wait or something.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@TheGovernance0 @EVplusBRO @onyxicca Your brain is the one that associated porn-addicted incels with "far-right". You seem really defensive and mad, and I'm gonna just assume it's because I hit a sore spot when I said "porn-addicted incel" and move on. Type more, blue checkie.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@TheGovernance0 @EVplusBRO @onyxicca Is your argument... we have to keep the far-right gooning to videogames because when their balls are full they get violent?

Also, idk how this even became political. When did I even mention trans people or the far-right??? You genuinely just sound schizo.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@TubaronAzul @Wintertide92 @Niflheimm155983 "Best" is still just a subjective adjective though. One of my favorite games last year was Death Stranding 2, and as per usual it reeked of Kojimas secret desire to be a movie director with long ass cutscenes. I like movie games, and I refuse to be shamed for it.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@Wintertide92 @Niflheimm155983 Dialogue choices are a fine way to give some player agency, but sometimes I prefer to just see the story play out as intended instead of make it my own. But I play everything, even directionless sandboxes like Kenshi.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@TheGovernance0 @EVplusBRO @onyxicca I play videogames to have fun and get wrapped up in a story. I don't use them as a form of therapy to escape my life and pretend I'm actually the God of War like you losers.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@testosteroneHAV Consider the fact that most of these porn addicts first experience being virtually cucked was mashing the circle button while watching Kratos have a threesome. Their outrage makes sense when you realize they just miss their bull.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@cajun_kilted Nothing. But telling chatGPT to generate an image of Faye doing laundry and posting 15 paragraphs explaining how this is all a part of the female agenda to take gaming away from men is pathetic, cringey, and gives me secondhand embarassment. Just skip the game, and the tantrums.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@EVplusBRO @onyxicca I already complimented the back-pedaling, you don't have to keep doing it.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@EVplusBRO @onyxicca Ok. Nice backpedal, retard.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@defneorsomethin More embarassing than that is it reveals a lot of adult men still imagine themselves AS Kratos when they play. They act like they're getting jabbed with a syringe of estrogen if you make them play as anyone without balls, unless it's a goonable bundle of jiggle physics ofc.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@onyxicca The only woman most these men know is their mom, as they still live with her, and she just plays candy crush and that doesn't vount and also all women are like their mom which is why they're so fucking terrified of them.

[YoshBgosh @jaojaobinx]

@EVplusBRO @onyxicca Yeah, check out Sifu, it bangs. Since when does escapism mean no realism? Are you just so porn-brained you can't consume media unless it has hot chicks in it?