JP

Product @policygenius | Dad | Husband of @mfusher | Bboy @brooklynzoocrew | @columbia grad

[JP @japespark]

@mimbro1 This is why I never come here anymore

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@jamessocol Salty sweet combo - and portion control so I don’t gorge on Nutella

[JP @japespark]

@jamessocol Nah, put it on top with a knife. Make a sandwich with another one with jelly if I’m feeling fancy.

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@mimbro1 Don’t get me started

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@Avis accidentally made a reservation in a wrong location, checked the rate in the right location and it’s the same price, called your help line to modify and they’re telling me it’ll cost $100 extra dollars. What a joke.

[JP @japespark]

I took the plunge into Solana and NFTs months ago all thanks to ⁦⁦@nebeknyc⁩ https://t.co/IP4JLYL2vh

[JP @japespark]

@mimbro1 Really? I don’t remember this one

[JP @japespark]

I laughed way too hard at this

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

[JP @japespark]

@kavithadavidson @jgaugust How did I get a 9..?

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@nebeknyc check it out

[fractal @fractalwagmi]

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ends in 24 hour, lfg

[JP @japespark]

@ohonestly Who do you love more: the Phanatic or Gritty?

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@jeanniekim @pphone I just got my LabQ PCR from Thursday morning a few hours ago - hope y’all get yours soon too!

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@RobAbramowitz @MarkLevineNYC Thursday morning on the UWS - still waiting - now on 84 hours

[JP @japespark]

Maybe this time everyone “escaping NYC to avoid COVID” can stay that way? Please?

[JP @japespark]

@ant_murphy I wouldn’t hire solely based on domain knowledge but once they’re in the role it’s important to take steps to gain domain knowledge - which sounds more like what you wanted to emphasize

[JP @japespark]

@AustinEkeler keeping me alive with another victory. Need to win next week to make the playoffs!

[JP @japespark]

@AustinEkeler I’m on the borderline for the playoffs so every win counts

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@i_stateside Break the cycle - I believe in you

[JP @japespark]

I wish I had the confidence of an entry level Product Manager with 2 years experience who describes themselves as an “Accomplished product leader”