femaleholdencaulfield

misandrist first. (She/Her)

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

maude apatow sucks

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

"Women who read 30+ books a year aren't reading real books. Unlike me, who read 5 books last year. Those books were How to Trick People so you can Become Rich, Why Men Are Better, Why Emotions don't Matter, Money Money Money and Finance Bros don't need Hoes"

[femaleholdencaulfield @japrilfoolz]

@cramerislamer @gothgfdotrip Define “Marxist” without the assistance of an AI bot; quickly!

[femaleholdencaulfield @japrilfoolz]

@Paul40805337 @gothgfdotrip Bot🥱

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

robert pattinson in every damn movie

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

the finale of euphoria should be rue waking up in the middle of the class and everyone looks into the camera and says “euphoria…” in unison

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[femaleholdencaulfield @japrilfoolz]

@yabujinftw The urge to send a screenshot of this to all of my exes

[. @deityofnightt]

not receiving a message is also receiving a message

[myo 🧸 #core4fc @cinnomng1rl]

his theme being in the 60s cus that’s when you could beat your wife and get away with it

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

this shit hit tumblr harder than crack in the 80s

[Cloudbu$ter @kungfukenny2000]

Not even romantic partners just like. Coworkers

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

I’m having difficulty casting the Charlie Kirk biopic. This is what I’ve got so far. Let me know if you have any ideas for the gaps

[lina @triviahct]

some of you associate femininity with being submissive, and that’s exactly why you’re all going to hell

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

born to be a targaryen, forced to be in euphoria

[femaleholdencaulfield @japrilfoolz]

Me when I say “inundated” and it’s always met with a comment on how I “used An SAT word” …!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Teens should know how to pronounce/read hard words