John the Third

I am 🐢. 10-Ounce Beers.

[John the Third @jarbocephus]

Hopefully Daniel Day-Lewis will un-retire again to star in the Ovechkin Biopic

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘ANEMONE’, starring Daniel Day-Lewis in his first role after retiring 8 years ago.

Directed by his son Ronan Day-Lewis.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️

RT for a chance to win

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[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

50 days calls for a 50th Prize Pack

RT for a chance to win‼️

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[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

GIVEAWAY!! 🤯🤭

To celebrate making the UCL final, we are giving away one cup kit! 🙌

Retweet and follow to enter!

[LittleJohn @jardaddio]

@dougkammerer Greetings from Charlotte Hall 😒

[Damon Evans @AD_DamonEvans]

Since joining the @bigten in 2014-15, our Terps have combined to win 49 #B1G Championships! 🏆 That’s the third most among all schools in that time frame behind only Michigan and Ohio State. #WhyMarylandWednesday #OneMaryland

[Paul Dags @ParlaySandwich]

#Rockies Randal Grichuk

⬆️ 1.5 Total Bases (+120 DK)
2️⃣💼 Double (+350 FD)

💥.556 ISO (‘23) & .285 ISO (‘22) v LHP
🆚.313 in 17 PA v Perez w/ 2 Doubles

📊 @propsdotcash

#GamblingTwitter #MLBTwitter

[Hoops Nostalgia @HoopsNostalgia]

Ahhh the '90s, when the NBA embraced Hip Hop culture. This of course lead to glorious things such as this...

The Washington Bullets "You the Man" music video.

[Cʜᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴜɢʟᴀs ✪ @ChuckDouglas_]

Overall Big Ten Championships since Maryland joined the Conference in 2014:

Michigan 65
Ohio St 56
MARYLAND 47
Penn St 29
Minn 27
Iowa 21
Wisconsin 19
Illinois 16
Indiana 16
Mich St 15
Northwestern 10
Nebraska 9
Johns Hopkins 3
Purdue 3
Notre Dame 3
Rutgers 2

@umterps #FTT🐢🏆

[John the Third @jarbocephus]

@UncleBlazer We need “Holy Cannoli” on the soundboard

[Jason Yellin @JasonYellin]

Today, @TerpsMLax won Maryland's 41st #B1G title since joining the @BigTen in 2014-15. The #Terps are 3rd in most (reg.season+tourney) titles in that time

MICH 61
OSU 51
MARYLAND 41
PSU 28
MINN 27
IOWA 21
WISC 18
ILL 15
IND 15
MSU 14
NU 9
NEB 8
Hopkins 3
PUR 3
Notre Dame 3
RUT 2

[John the Third @jarbocephus]

If Tech beats Duke tonight, they’ll still be “first team out” 😂

[Joe Lunardi @ESPNLunardi]

NCAA Bracketology - Projecting the 2022 March Madness men's field. 🏀🏀 If you don’t like this bracket, just wait a few hours... https://t.co/NKCYcteiL5

[John the Third @jarbocephus]

@discoque5 Bruce Smith 😅

[John the Third @jarbocephus]

Maybe time for the genius marketing team to think of a new hashtag…
#TakeCommand 😂

[Darren M. Haynes @DarrenMHaynes]

BREAKING: NFL sent this letter to the House Committee on Oversight that the Washington Commanders, not the league, are impeding the committee’s access to many documents related to the investigation of the team @wusa9 #TakeCommand

More: https://t.co/PZG6tX8KbJ

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Barry Bonds belongs in the Hall of Fame. And if he's not there by the end of today, the museum has failed at its stated mission: preserve history.

Column, free and unlocked, at ESPN: https://t.co/BPWmY55KNz

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

RT this once and it counts twice.

It's that easy.

Vote @RealDealBeal23 for #NBAAllStar ⭐️

#DCAboveAll | @MichelobULTRA

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

You could vote by tweeting: @RealDealBeal23 for #NBAAllStar

Or...

You could RT this and it would all count the same, we already did the work for you!

#DCAboveAll | @MichelobULTRA

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

“We are gonna play a great brand of defense”

😬

[stu @StueyStats]

John Madden, confirmed dog guy. #RIPJohnMadden #boop

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

[Damn Snyder @Damn_Snyder]

MEGA THREAD - Here's a timeline of my disgusting and abhorrent ownership of the #WashingtonFootball #NFL franchise. The on-field follies are well-documented and would break Twitter, so I'm leaving those out. You will NOT believe some of the shit I've done.