Jared

just have fun out there.

[Jared @jared7_13]

Slight change of plans

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[laev 𐧉 @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Mohammad Wang @downiegroyper]

I hate when a pedestrian’s lifeless body rolling over the hood of my car distracts me from instagram reels

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[Jared @jared7_13]

@NapOnPap @zarberiannnn @DanGheesling I iirc this is based on an NL tweet from a few years back

[misa @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[Jared @jared7_13]

@ohcaylin Ur on my radar 😏😉

[Jared @jared7_13]

@GGCalledGame @LegoSebulba @GolanDax @turambar26 @Promiseishim Don’t you see that dudes pfp man he’s baiting you just give it up

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[Jared @jared7_13]

@buck_yung11 @MemeBarriar It would be way funnier if he didn’t though so I’m afraid that’s not the case

[deme 🇩🇴 @endometri0]

FREE GAZA
WE ON THE CORNER LIKE ISRAELITES

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

how it feels to be a northernlion viewer

[Jared @jared7_13]

This is my first tweet in over a year man this is awesome

[Jared @jared7_13]

Just found out Apple Music has an isolate feature if you wanna do karaoke to the music this is very fun and good for my mental health

[Jared @jared7_13]

@ohcaylin Babe this is really sad

[Jared @jared7_13]

@ohcaylin It’s ok I’m gonna listen to this at work rn anyways whether the link is pretty or not