beep

floss me baby

[beep @jared_allen123]

Every Jared’s dream on their 19th birthday

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

*hit by a car*

*me opening up twitter*: Y’all...

[Andrew Doughty @DoughtyBetMGM]

ABC: Kobe Bryant and 4 children killed.

FOX: Kobe Bryant and 3 others killed.

TMZ: Kobe Bryant survived by wife and 4 daughters.

I hope some people lose their jobs today for rushing reports.

[idiota @eastbloc_]

westerners are like “wow the chinese govt is doing a bad job with coronavirus” while their kids are coming back from school with measles because their government can’t/won’t be more convincing than some hippie mum with a wordpress site

[FSP 🏌🏿 @fspthedon]

Clock is ticking lyin’ ass nigga

[໊ @xanborghini]

bought this girl onlyfans and her only video was her on there freestyling to 6 foot 7 foot

[richeymilley @richeymilley]

me as a boyfriend

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭https://t.co/jZjGxgxbUZ

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️ @954Cobi]

Ngl if the whole city being quarantined i think this shit bigger than what they telling us😭

[B-Day Yvie❣️ @AdamantxYves]

I'm surprised they really aired this here.

[Peacoat de Gallo @mustbecodes]

Ayo...flip the art upside down

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

😂😂😂😂😂 a black man would never.