Jared

ΦΜΑ Sinfonia • UDMB • Heterosexually abstinent

[Jared @jared_soldo]

@JeffreeStar $jaredsoldo98
This is the most selfless and wholesome thing. While I might not need the money more than others, I know my parents are hurting during this time #JeffreeStarApproved

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Does anyone ever think about how much of an idiot our President is?

[Jared @jared_soldo]

My boyfriend is in Italy eating gelato and I’m in Delaware eating a stale cookie. This is outrageous.

[Jared @jared_soldo]

The little lady at Starbucks thought my name was Gerald and I’m too antisocial to tell her otherwise

[Jared @jared_soldo]

It really do

[Jor @jordoodle3]

Truth Hurts by Lizzo just hits different

[Jared @jared_soldo]

I can’t wait to go into hibernation once the semester ends

[Jared @jared_soldo]

It’s on repeat

[Brenden @LilBoPetes]

The Lizzo album fucking slaps

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Friendly reminder that not everyone is consumed with endgame

[Jared @jared_soldo]

If you have to keep proving yourself to someone, they aren’t worth your time

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

It’s so weird to me how some people don’t respect their friends. like you suck. genuinely.

[Sofia DiGirolamo @BlueHenSofia]

FIRST DOWN

[Jared @jared_soldo]

@laurbarczak Deep yellow and light green

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Just watched a lady back into a car while trying to parallel park. Welcome to Newark.

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Took time to evaluate my life and made some much needed changes. If things aren’t going well for you, only you can change them.

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Am I your mom?

[Jared @jared_soldo]

@ALaveDawg @Beyonce Yes, the most iconic performance

[Jared @jared_soldo]

PSA: @Beyonce’s whole Coachella performance is on Spotify AND Netflix. If you need me, that’s where I’ll be.

[Jared @jared_soldo]

I just watched a girl make a bowl of cereal MILK FIRST in my genetics lecture

[Haley Chambers @HaleyChambers2]

@jared_soldo After watching Harry Potter for the first time. “Can Harry kill Dudley??? He killed Professor Quorum”

[Jared @jared_soldo]

Where has Iyaz been? Is he ok?