Jared

My Pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

[Jared @jaredalan12]

Need to give @JuJuGotti more show time. So fucking funny, understands the culture, and connects with your younger audience @LeBatardShow

[Jared @jaredalan12]

I will go full @profgalloway
And make a full on resist and unsubscribe campaign for this SHITE!!!!
Yall are worse communists. You parade around as “Capitalist” when in reality. You’re just funneling as much money too top as possible

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@McDonalds is fallen off faster than being a Republican.
First you’re charging for sauces.
Next you’re protecting Pedophiles, and Funneling all of the Earing to the Family that owns the @McDonalds rights.
Crypto scheme.
Pull the rug on some ETF investors.
Just con men.

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@YourAnonNews @McDonalds fucking sucks big asss!!!!!!
Charging people for sauce. In this fucking Trump economy????
No wonder sales are down.
Trash ass, SCAMMERS!!!!!
Ain’t nothing Value from your “restaurant”
People were willing to eat your garbage, because it was cheap.

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@tacobell save your customer a hassle. Save a few $$ on production. Save the Trees. SAVE THE PLANET!!!🌏
Just make your bags a little shorter!!!!!!! Holy moly, maybe just try!!!

[Jared @jaredalan12]

Yall have no idea how much this “human” is against Free speech!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s sooooooooo insecure he’s got everything adjusted to protect just him 🤣🤣🤣 in some very embarrassing ways
@LastWeekTonight
Shines a great light on the “real life Tony stark”
I’d be sad too,

[Jared @jaredalan12]

“The reason for acquiring twitter, is because it’s causing destruction at a civilizational level” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
-Elon (I make a lot promises, I can’t keep)Musk
It’s still called twitter by everyone you dweeeb.
Now watch his, “free speech” protecting bots and AI respond 🤣🤣

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@FBI needs to investigate @shoptemu

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@depop help me fix this

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@depop y’all fucking suck ass. Literally everything on my profile is for women. Wtf help me fix this.

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@paramountplus and you bitch ass won’t respond. Always dodging accountability until the feds step in

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@paramountplus dumbass cunts suck at life. Pathetic excuse for a company. The reason capitalism will be the death of us. Constantly raising prices while simultaneously making a worse and worse product. Holy fucking shit yall suck

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@Apple dumbass cunts

[Jared @jaredalan12]

@Apple you cunts fucking suck ass. Jesus Christ wouldn’t save you from hell. Pathetic excuse for a company and should be more than embarrassed at how fucking terrible they are

[Jared @jaredalan12]

Who ever made the packaging for degree 2 packs deserves to fucking ROTT IN HELL!!! @DegreeMen @Degree you fucking cunts. Officially never buying this trash ass product with the WORST NAZI PACKING IVE EVER EXPERIENCED!!!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Gavin Newsom is calling JD Vance a clown.

Is that funny to you?

[Jared @jaredalan12]

Didn’t @elonmusk say Argentina was gonna go “to the moon 🚀” after they “elected” that @JMilei guy?? Why the bail out?? Facist bums.

[Jared @jaredalan12]

Fuck you @McDonalds

[Jared @jaredalan12]

What did I Miss?? I already can feel the tracking

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