Jared, but in Dallas

I forgot what I was saying

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

Southern measurements:

A thing of em: one container of an item, or a typical portion of said item

A whole thing of em: a large container/multiple containers of an item

A mess of em: more of an item than is needed or can be utilized by its immediate intended employment

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

@AdamJones717 @DylanWack Actually… When Lady Mariposa the Master of Horse or Doña Carolina the Master Falconer are in show, it does!

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

@TheWarMonitor @HoweeDewitt @MAGACult2 If it's at the White House rednecks call it touring.

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@FoxNews "You could never make Milk Toast today. People nowadays need french toast and pop-tarts. They can't handle Milk Toast!"

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@FrankConniff I was watching some of the shorts yesterday and even insensitive jokes never came from a place of malice and were uncomfortable at worst. Edginess is fine, needed, in comedy. MST3K never had an axe to grind with a margianalized group of people. Rainn maybe can't relate?

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@Phil_Lewis_ God dammit. I’m so sick of conglomerates.

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@CaseyRySmith @jalenbrunson1 @PJPatton52 @heathaaamau Nico ruined everything man

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@LukaDoncicStanD The New Yorkers who can throw hands aren't the most likely to be the same ones who can afford tickets to a Finals game.

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@TheHoopCentral @barstoolsports Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeesssssss!

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With Wemby's heal turn, all the Knicks had to do was not have shitty fans attacking innocent people and the glory would be theirs. But here the hell we are.

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

@terpswbbfan I'm going to call my coworker Gabby "Gabbs" today, see how it goes. This experiment is sure to be productive.

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@sixfivelando I do feel a little bad for celebrities who get labelled with a nickname they hate. But it's part of the reason that not everybody wants to be a celebrity. Sure you can expect the professional respect from pros, but be careful about displaying a sensitive spot to fans.

[Bibs @BibsCorner]

This is a microcosm of living in Trump’s America.

Paying more for a worse experience.

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

@BibsCorner My redneck cousin had some colorful expressions that stuck with me. One is perfectly suited for this moment:
That boy could fuck up a wet dream.

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@BibsCorner Trump destroying our cattle trade thus reducing our methane output. Hey, I'm sorry MAGA, but agriculture is not as important to him as environmental protection. I'm kidding. He doesn't do anything on purpose.

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@patrici50241513 @BiasedSlightly @NevaMiss24 @dallasmavs Dirk drew a triple team occasionally, true. Driving directly into one is a choice.

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@MaryamEbu @SlickmediaX He leads funny and he’s a righty so I’m not sure about that. But you may know better than I do.

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@Maverick_SZN @ThaDallasDukie It’s not rational I feel to expect a 7-footer with lower extremity issues to improve in time.

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@MixMysons @VidaVivaDiva In the middle of a city with an NBA team it can be hard to get reception because of all the buildings.