Jared Witbeck

Actor, Comedian (Bartender for now)

[Jared Witbeck @jaredbert42]

@ScottAukerman @PFTompkins @ComedyBangBang Just leaving a friendly reminder to get started on recording the numbers for the CBB Best Ofs! Love you guys, you’re doing great!

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Cardinals are wearing all red in front of a red decorated stadium, bunch of cheaters. @RamsNFL @AZCardinals

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I unlocked $53 Rush tickets for The Book of Mormon on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/JO3nNrDcAX

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I unlocked $40 Rush tickets for Here We Are on @TodayTix! https://t.co/vHOgeaMKgP

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I unlocked $48 Rush tickets for I Need That on @TodayTix! https://t.co/DWTQXvkcry

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I entered the Danny and the Deep Blue Sea Lottery for $20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/IwHA0yaqM6

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I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/d6q5Dg8ScV

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@NFL_DovKleiman He is a color analyst.

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@Mark_Sanchez just trying to do his best as a color analyst. #seahawks #commanders

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@SeattleONTap 1,2,3

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@SeattleONTap 1

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Is instagram down or did I get banned?
I did just reply to a story from an old coworker. Nothing bad tho. I just professed my love for her and told her I’d Fucking kill myself if she didn’t respond. #sundaysamirite

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@JanuszIwanowski @instagramdownnn Yeah I replied to a story on a girl that I used to work with and thought I got banned. All I did was tell her that I always loved her and I’ll kill myself if she doesn’t go on a date with me.

[SlippyJib @SlipperyJibby]

Anybody else catch @tkelce wipe some shit off on @PatrickMahomes back in the huddle before the touchdown? #chiefs #JacksonvilleJaguars

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@Schnubb4 @SalVulcano @tastebudspod The ones I try for a week and then see a coffee cake and break

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@SalVulcano
We need the Waffles vs. Pancakes rematch, I think waffles will win this time!

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@SalVulcano Shoutout to treehouses

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@SalVulcano If I was 8 years old or probably Joe, I’d go for a sloppy Joe. Unless we’re talking the club with an extra slice of bread in the middle.