Jared M. Clark

Everyday I am hustlin'

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

Awesome sauce http://t.co/TYClpnLY

[Ian Cole @ICole28]

Congrats to Osh babe on signing for another 5 years *collective sob of happiness from all women in the St. Louis area* #hugepartoftheteam

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

Just voted for David freese for the all star game #FreesePlease

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

I wonder if England gets bummed every July fourth.

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

Happy birthday to the greatest country #america

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Moonwalking into jail because you're a smooth criminal.

[Tom Gulitti @TomGulittiNHL]

I picture Lou Lamoriello holding up a portable stereo outside Zach Parise's hotel window last night , blasting "In your eyes"

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

@JUMPX2 yeah buddy!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I didn't leave the Hallmark store with any purchases today but I sure left the employees some heartfelt smiles. #gentleTweets

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It's the first day of summer! Only 499 to go until I get over Zooey Deschanel.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Remember to celebrate Aaron Sorkin's birthday by talking to people as you walk.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

5 Beloved Ethnic Foods Invented for Americans — http://t.co/XHSrsuxp

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If Monday was a person it would be a ginger.

[Jared M. Clark @jaredclark]

@niklews we don't suck #allwedoiswin

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.