Jared Craig

actor. red sox fan. eternally optimistic... almost all of the time.

[Jared Craig @jaredcraig23]

Good news: Jumanji (1995) holds up. Also, the events start in 1969 (26 years ago from the original). Feel old? We do!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I just hope this impeachment trial gets to the bottom of who riled up that violent mob waving all those Trump flags. What a mystery!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Jared Craig @jaredcraig23]

Love this!!!!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president, and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Well, this seems pretty clear.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“I don’t want to cause panic” says the guy who tells the country every day that Joe Biden and his Antifa army are coming to destroy your suburb.

[Jared Craig @jaredcraig23]

@The_Pigeon is a national treasure!

[Groundwork Project @GroundworkProj]

This campaign is about bringing those who have been left out of politics back into the process.

New faces. New voices. That’s what our party is about.

Proud of the over 100 Kennedy Convention Delegates elected today.

[Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy]

Stop lying.

[Monica Alba @albamonica]

Full on “LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!” chants heard throughout the crowd at Nats Park after President Trump was announced and shown on screen here #WorldSeries

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

It will be said of House Republicans,

When they found they lacked the courage to confront the most dangerous and unethical president in American history,

They consoled themselves by attacking those who did.

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

"Ex-Senator Lindsey Graham" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Naomimonster @naomimonster1]

#TedCruz was at #LAX but folks weren’t so happy about it

[Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy]

Heaven forbid he speak to the men he is keeping in cages. Heaven forbid he look any one of them in the eye.

[Jared Craig @jaredcraig23]

@BrianBKKelly_ @AAAauto @OnStar @AAAnews Yeah, Brian! Just send them your wife’s digits....