Jared Wiseman

An ego in a sack of flesh, hurtling through the universe.

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

Bruh, this climate change things getting outa hand. Y’all see how fast the suns going down now? Wack.

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@CallMeCarsonYT This reads like a Donald trump tweet

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

Move although you don’t feel ready. If you wait, you’ll spend your life waiting for something that will never happen.

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@julesburk But I agree with it

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@julesburk I have no clue what this means

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

So I got a fade

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@CallMeCarsonYT Bruh

[❌ @Excallency]

To4 looking for 1

w/ @RunninCheck @xRoyal4 @iLLRizz

Have some passion

2nd AR role

Dm me rts appreciated

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Happy 63rd Birthday to @LeVarBurton. And to everybody else, I don't mean to brag, but LeVar actually read "Good Night Moon" to me. Or was it a dream?

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[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

One of the most fun palentines day, also got that ice cream cake 🙏🏻

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

It’s Palentines day, and my pals deserve an ice cream cake. I think I’m gonna get them an ice cream cake.

[Grizzy @SoGrizzy]

@aargonomic Or, hear me out...

Don’t do that. And get back on your health grind

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@facilities_wmu @WMU_CAS @WesternMichU @wmualumni Thank you guys for keeping campus as pretty as it is, winter and summer. Doing a great job!

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@ItsJoko @chechespaman

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

Alexa, destroy the middle class.
-A take on modern capitalistic values

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Maybe this is a radical idea, but I believe the government should help working families, not billionaires.

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

Our cat stepped in my red paint, leaving little paw prints literally everywhere. There goes my deposit.

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@TobyontheTele @Zuckles Gay is in now though, just ask @SwaggerSouls

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The four loko you chugged .3 seconds ago entering your stomach:

[Jared Wiseman @jaredjwiseman]

@jakestryk https://t.co/1WnjpgIrWz