Cat Dad

I do what I want on here, if it offends you the unfollow button is right there ✌🏾

[Cat Dad @jaredmatthew96]

Twitter meet my new daughter! Her name is Acerola

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

a decorative Gramophone Phone Speaker, which is a passive acoustic amplifier and dock for smartphones designed to look like a vintage horn gramophone.

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

🔜 My Minecraft City.

Drops Wednesday - 9/30/26

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[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

A viral video in Japan shows how various professional baseball managers signal that they want to challenge an umpire's ruling and request video view.

[something something fashion @dollbodydoesoul]

I was being very normal about these until I saw them stack

[KULINERAIN @KulineRain]

Enggak pernah sejijik ini sama teko air 🤢😤
MUKANYAAAA 🙄

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Jameis Winston on being Giants starter:

“I gathered the guys and said, if one man has one crab leg he’s a mere mortal. But if that same man has 53 crab legs he’s an unstoppable force.”

[RamsFan9126 @18neverforget]

Yo I thought the Taco Bell in his house was just a commercial lol

[eliza | marineford ⚓ @stqrcharms]

recreating merry's death in my bathtub

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[🪄zog @bombingcampaign]

bought tinder gold just to see 46 of the fattest insulin-dependent fattest fucking whores that liked me

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Replied to 3 emails, ate lunch, and left work early...

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

[cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut @unowastaken3]

"Appears to teleport" nigga they slowed it down and I still couldn't tell what it that mf did teleport

[Aitai☆Kuji @AitaiKuji]

♠️ Kingdom Hearts RE: Chain of Memories Square Enix Playing Cards

⬇️ Pre-order today!
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📆 Release Date: December 2026

#kingdomhearts #kh

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

this is gonna one shot my wife

[Alfredo Brown @AlfredoABrown]

Tom Brady calling the Microsoft Surface tablet an “iPad” after Microsoft spent all that money with the NFL is objectively hilarious.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

let’s play a game called do i really have a crush on this person or am i just so starved for attention and affection that i’ll invent infatuations

[🐍Knerbin (1/4)🐍 @knerble]

I think a lot of American politics is explained by like 60% of the population never having considered that water could stop coming out of the tap one day