Jared Henson

Not living up to your expectations since 1996. Probably not even a real person.

[Jared Henson @JaredNHenson]

@siahsol tfw you've been strumming the same 3 chords for an hour and you really want to go home and you look down and see a group of 12 year olds like this

[Jared Henson @JaredNHenson]

@siahsol @margaritapls "Listen here Jack, an error with the processing company is the reason I put 5000$ worth of Fortnite money on mom's card instead of 5$, it was an accident, please can I still go to Six Flags"

[Teddy Fresh @teddyfresh]

Howie Mandel for Teddy Fresh @howiemandel

[Can You Violate The Geneva Conventions? @ViolateGeneva]

You can violate the Geneva Conventions in Animal Crossing: New Horizons by ignoring Gulliver (the wounded, sick and shipwrecked shall be collected and cared for)

[Mister Freakign Crow 😎 🤙 Baby @Alekce]

new Velma's good

[Jared Henson @JaredNHenson]

@pedestriantoot

[Jared Henson @JaredNHenson]

@siahsol actually, just by saying that you've confirmed you are not a real leftist. Historically speaking,...🧵(1/69)

[Josiah Sol @siahsol]

Leftists stop arguing over stupid ass shit challenge

[Jared Henson @JaredNHenson]

@BlueSwampGerald @TimeToSpeakUp4 @joycethodges @davidhogg111 "black lives matter negates all other races and really should be all lives matter" - you, and people like you who cannot go seven seconds without making the current issue about Your Precious Feelings.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Wonderful evening

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

It’s called DoorDash, T. People pay 50 bucks for someone to leave some McDonalds on their porch so they don’t gotta talk to nobody.

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[SuperMega @supermega]

Official Statement regarding the matters at hand

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Again for the people in the back

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

when the trader joe’s cashier asks how my day is going