Jared

full-stack dev | emotional thug

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

REALLY excited to stand next to the president today!! Wore my lucky striped green shirt😃

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Iamia @MAXlDENT_]

A child that was born during the snapchat dog filter era is now litterate

[Ty @ImproveMass]

We really got 58mil people (pop of England), in basically a straight line, created the most economically powerful and important sub-region in the world, and then said its infrastructure network shouldnt progress beyond 1980

[X @XaviercMiller]

You don’t see neighborhoods like this anymore because most young parents don’t own homes. Less than 5% of mortgage holders are under 30 in major metros, and the average homeowner is over 50.

That’s why most neighborhoods or suburbs feel empty, they’re owned by older people whose kids are grown, while younger families are renting apartments & priced out of the communities.

[Stacy Clausen al-Gaib @messifan2006]

What movie is this and what year did it come out

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Guy who finds second job by googling second job

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

relieved to see that the world did in fact used to be more orange and that I’m not going insane

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[tay @girluthenrael]

Jon adwd version of this meme because he was going through it in that book

[Jared @jaredonovan]

@TeamYouTube fix sunday ticket by the time the bears game starts 😭 i want my money back ts is a scam

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

"why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files

[Chris Sosa @ChrisSosa]

I tend to think every politician is hiding a body, but I'm becoming convinced Zohran Mamdani has never done anything wrong in his entire life.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Do Oklahoma next

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s the fucking point

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like “mitochondrial challenges” while people watching at the airport, so then you’re like ok I guess I have to deal with this now

[david 🍩 @popcorngate]

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel