Jared Osborne

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

A turtle laid eggs in our front yard. If you see my chinchilla training baby turtle’s in the ways of combat, mind your business. #NinjaTurtles

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

you can want balogun to play, believe the call against him was bogus, and also be put off by the president of a host country meddling in the world cup, but dave isn’t capable of carrying all these thoughts at once

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

when you're so embarrassed by your own team that you have to pretend it's the other team

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

USA soccer rn

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

Summer league was so much better when it was in Orlando

[ThrowbackHoops @ThrowbackHoops]

Lance Stephenson NBA Summer League Highlights (2010)

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

None of them want to live in the places they champion to the marks. Joe Rogan and Kill Tony had all of Texas to choose from and they picked the most liberal spot.

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

@ZClemons12 Couldn’t agree more. Not sure thats a backcourt that really makes sense together

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The GOAT stands alone.

MESSI BECOMES THE ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN MEN’S FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY 🇦🇷

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

@BRGD314 They were just too young. Lead for 70% of the series and lost 4-1… abysmal. They’ll be back

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

Spurs 4th quarter collapses will be studied for a long time

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

The Royce Gracie disrespect is insane

[🍁 @immgkj_]

There are only 4 fighters who "built" the UFC.
Anderson Silva.
GSP.
Jon Jones.
Conor McGregor.
These are 4 main characters.
Everyone else is a sidekick in their story.

[Kunath @KunathMMA]

Justin Gaethje losing to Charles Oliveira and Max Holloway but beating Ilia Topuria is why MMA, once again, will never make sense.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

2016 NCAA Champions.

2026 NBA Champions.

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

Spurs the better team but boy being Young and Dumb has kicked them in the ass this entire series yeeeesh

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

Alvarado just shot a horrible single leg on Wemby. Didn’t get his head to the outside and didn’t drive forward. Horrible technique

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

Let’s rough Wemby up mindset is invigorating him and distracting the Knicks.

[Jared Osborne @jaredoz13]

Wemby gets blatantly held every single play 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Warren @swd2]

So they’ll get Mexican stem cell treatments to not age but wouldn’t take a vaccine to save their neighbors lives?

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.