ʤɑːd | jared

definitely not the main character

he/him

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

"I asked grok"
"I asked chatgpt"
Well, I asked the Pythia and she said: "Tell the emperor that my hall has fallen to the ground. Phoibos no longer has his house, nor his mantic bay, nor his prophetic spring; the water has dried up"

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

Taking these types of quizzes like I don't know they're going to call me a lib

[Pew Research Center @pewresearch]

Do you feel like you don’t fit in as a ‘Democrat’ or a ‘Republican?’

Our new political typology shows this complexity, sorting the public into nine distinct groups based on their political and cultural values.

The result is a picture of American politics with far more than just red and blue.

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

@nikicaga I wonder if this is just registered or includes leans

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

during pride month too

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

Boston getting hate when there are like twenty larger, worse cities in the country

[Douglas @fruitsnacks42]

boston catches so many strays for our size because we are an enigma of greatness the rest of this country cannot comprehend

[Douglas @fruitsnacks42]

boston catches so many strays for our size because we are an enigma of greatness the rest of this country cannot comprehend

[Will 🇩🇪 @WillExists_]

My city has seceded from the United States and joined the Nation of Gay

[Roy Jenkinsite 🇬🇧 @shriverist]

Unpopular opinion (apparently): the Obama presidential library looks so fucking cool. I don't know anyone can see this and think it doesn't look cold as fuck

[Massachusetts YIMBY @ryanbebb]

GREENWAY CENTRAL STATION IS THE BEST CENTRAL STATION IDEA I’VE SEEN YET FOR THE NORTH-SOUTH RAIL LINK

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

best state

[Jarjoh 🟥🚰🌇 @jarjoh]

Unironically, Back Bay should have dozens of these all built around the 1930s-1950s.

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

Petition for MA to reannex ME until they figure their shit out

[BLACKSTAR @Art444Star]

The in-universe/Watsonian reason is that the Death Star was designed by Geonosians who are capable of flight, completely psychotic and have no concept of the value of an individual life anyway because they're bugs

The out-universe/Doylian reason is that George Lucas is insane (affectionate)

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

"This is *rapid* transit, the doors are closing" - orange line conductor

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

adultery sounds like something george w bush would have said if he was talking about growing up

[MaineJumbo🌲🦞 @MassJumbo]

If we put the Dutch in Denmark do you’d think they’d fill in most of the Danish Straits like Beavers building a dam a river?

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

the Venice of Middlesex County

[ʤɑːd | jared @jaredpk94]

I am a big Peltola fan, but term limits are not the solution to our issues. They're undemocratic and increase the power of unelected lobbyists

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Mary Peltola proposes bill establishing 12 year term limits for members of Congress.

"If you can’t get it done in that amount of time, go home!”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Its crazy they did "permanent leaders, changeable civs" instead of the MUCH more logical "permanent civs, changeable leaders"