Jared Arango

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

Breaking news: Classified documents found at George Washington’s beloved home, Mount Vernon

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@_LaurenAshley93 Agreed. My guess: they didnt say this b4, cause they assumed people would conveniently lie to get out of a mask. Probably true, but would have appreciated the transparency. They looked at recent infection, death, & vaccine rates and figures the risk was low enough to say this now

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@Caleb_IsArt @ZubyMusic cringe material

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@_LaurenAshley93 Yeah, the biggest issue I had with a wall was the racially-charged rhetoric around it and it seemed like the wall became a symbol of that rhetoric to Dems. So they criticized it. Now, they’re trapped. It’s effectiveness vs. technology investments? Idk. I’ll leave that to experts.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

2nd best ad of the night. An entire troll. A++ #SuperBowl

[Fiverr @fiverr]

Opportunity knocked, @therealfstl1992 answered. Their incredible story is exactly why we teamed up to make our big game commercial. With the right talent, you can build anything—even a press conference parking lot. #GoBigWithFiverr

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

Genius. Best ad of the night. #SuperBowl

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

What just happened?

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

TV networks: Is this your commercial?

Us: Yes.

TV networks: ...but it's a JPEG.

Us: Just run it.

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@_LaurenAshley93 Yes, I do. Many hypocrisies I’ve seen from both left and right. Not saying that doesn’t exist, just saying that I don’t dc restaurants reopening is manipulative... especially as the vaccine is rolling out.

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@_LaurenAshley93 DC restaurants were open months ago. I went to many. They closed indoor dining again on Dec.14 and now reopening at 25% since holidays and inauguration past.

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@_LaurenAshley93 The Capitol Building is slightly different and more symbolic than a Target.

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

We're all more biased than we think — here's how to start seeing the the world more accurately: https://t.co/pUyVvX8xsX

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

Baseball is hard, when you don’t know what’s coming.

[Very Baseball Moments @verymlb]

It’s ok little buddy

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

When decency still existed...

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

Today is @SpeakerPelosi 80th birthday.
Bush began his 1/23/2007 SOTU:
"In his day Congressman Thomas D'Alesandro Jr from Baltimore saw Presidents Roosevelt & Truman at this rostrum. But nothing could compare with the sight of his only daughter Nancy presiding tonight as Speaker"

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@HowardMortman @SpeakerPelosi When decency still existed...

[ESPN @espn]

.@DwyaneWade's daughter is all of us 😆

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

Losing my mind. I NEED SPORTS.

[Jared Arango @jaredross2]

@CaviarSupport you app is down. HAAALPP. Ordered food and not sure if it will get to me now.