Jared (parody)

Bikes, plants, smart cities, sound policy, content design, content strategy, and a fair amount of yelling at the void. Tweets are unfortunately mine. he/him

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@greggweiss @sam_d_1995 Agree, transit should be cheaper.

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

I don't know to what extent Biden spending the final year of his failed presidency enabling a genocide mattered electorally; probably we were doomed regardless. What I do know is that his accomplishments in office will be erased and the genocide will be his enduring legacy.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@lumbjackwharfie @streetsblogchi @AldKnudsen43 @bikegridnow @ChicagoDOT @activetrans @ChiCritMass @ChicagosMayor @rideillinois @RideOfSilenceCh @mikekeatinglaw @bkevenides @timmyknudsen43 I wonder if @bkevenides knows if there's recourse on this line

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@Mr_Hot_Rod @streetsblogchi @bikegridnow @ChicagoDOT @AldKnudsen43 @ChiCritMass @bikelaneuprise @srfreish @PatrickFilbin @AldermanLaSpata @40thforward Cyclists pay taxes to the city like everyone else, which contribute to the building and maintenance of roads. Because car-specific taxes do not account for the total cost of operating cars on public roads, it means that bicyclists subsidize car drivers' use of the road

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@michaelianblack Sorta

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@michaelianblack Henry VIII

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

You want to know who won? Find out who refuses to do a 2nd debate.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@paulpope2 @bikelaneuprise @LamontJRobinson Yes, the city owns plows that can clear protected bike lanes.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@Outkick It wasn't an accident. They were murdered.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

It’s the rhetoric of the left. 🥴

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@rothschild48154 @bikelaneuprise Cars bring traffic to a standstill every day, multiple times a day.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@jcook_0 @bikelaneuprise Jokes on you I'm gay

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@Anthony72196694 @bikelaneuprise Why are only cars allowed to use the roads in such large numbers that they obstruct traffic?

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@jcook_0 @bikelaneuprise This would mean never taking kids anywhere in a car. Cars obstruct traffic and take over the streets all the time.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@rothschild48154 @bikelaneuprise Cars take over the streets and obstruct traffic all the time

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@Anthony72196694 @bikelaneuprise Car takeovers are obstructing traffic.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@TrueManBearPig Definitely unpopular.

There is a popular belief in America that government agents aren't above the law.

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@GreyGhostVolvo @UrbanistElmo @octanefennec @the_transit_guy Wow wrong

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@UrbanistElmo @GreyGhostVolvo @octanefennec @the_transit_guy Guy from South Dakota has an opinion on a city he's too scared to go to anyway

[Jared (parody) @jaredtm]

@GreyGhostVolvo @octanefennec @the_transit_guy Wow wrong