Jared (he/him)

Fuck Elon Musk. Moved to 🧵.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

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[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

I guess it’s time. Fuck you @elonmusk. I’m out.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@TrondyNewman They sold 71 records total but everyone who bought one became a legend in their local lockup.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@TaraReed_ I tried it in Colombia (bias, I was born there) but Medellín has everything you need to live well, enjoy the local flavor, and of course, get some work done.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@ammaramdani I want it good and I want it cheap and I want it now.

Trying to think of the web equivalent of pissing in the soup…

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@JaneEvaBaxter1 @silvergoldsea We had this conversation at my last job. There is a kind of weird counter there - do we compensate for electricity and internet for work done at home? Among others. It just doesn’t seem as much clear as it seems like a line you have to mutually agree to.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@Carnage4Life But if they didn’t ask they’d get called out for not engaging. Don’t amplify the narrative that this is somehow their fault.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@jollydramatist @latimes There's no shame in that game, D. Sending love.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@jason_howerton @Twitter @elonmusk The fuck is wrong with you that demanding respect seems entitled?

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@Jim_Jordan You doth protest too much.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@redlianak Helluva **misquote** on the part of NHS.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Say you've never pumped gas in your life... WITH A POSE.

The fucker doesn't even have a car. This is magical.

@ToddYoungIN

[Todd Young @ToddYoungIN]

Stopped to fill up in Gary while on my Hoosier Jobs Tour.

A gallon of gas was under $2 when President Biden took office. It’s now nearly $4 dollars.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@ToddYoungIN What, are you drinking it?

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Super weird how nature invented babies and then was immediately like, THEY WILL SCRATCH THEMSELVES so you have to add mittens.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Starting to notice bad code suggestions @GitHubCopilot. Not things that won't work, just things that are either redundant or inelegant. And this makes me think - oh shit - what if early adopters are also inexperienced devs? #ai is garbage in, garbage out, a compounding problem.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Today in: companies doing the right thing after waiting to make sure they couldn’t get away with doing the wrong thing…

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

BREAKING NEWS: @adidas to dump @kanyewest - Bloomberg News https://t.co/BTNC9PfTqD

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Rest in Pride Leslie Jordan

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@martinvars There aren't tolls exiting the city (Holland Westbound) you weird liar.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

Imagining the complex web of algorithms and AI, the terabytes of storage in highly performant CRMs and huge data lakes dedicated to traversing every click, every view I make - just to tell me I can get my gutters protected for a very reasonable price.

[Jared (he/him) @jaredwa]

@SebGorka Do they have mirrors in whatever sad little dungeon stores your farts, Gorka?