frozen shrimp

*not* the hamburglar

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the way 5 of my fucking clients were 4th row at boy genius tonight and let us sit with them 🤝

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I think me and sara accidentally went to a cult recruitment meeting

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this guy looks like he’d shotgun a pbr then slap me across the face

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what kind of psychopath just stares straight ahead the entire 2 hour flight

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does Chicago PD recruit from a modeling agency

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why does every Uber in Chicago smell like farts and black ice

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not Sara bringing us all the way to Chicago just to get green beans in Chinatown

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@juliaebeebe Beebe hive brain

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are we sure the submarine thing isn’t a black mirror episode

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@juliaebeebe Never 🤣 but one of your sisters

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not my the cousin I never speak to texting me about my broken face like bro I don’t even have ur number saved

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the birthday theme this year: bachelorette.

the goal: cheat on my fake fiancé while one of my bachelorettes ugly cries

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If I didn’t know better I would believe the thong song was a made up song by SNL

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lost count of the number of men playing spike ball at the park

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@Andy and @BravoTV need to teach @netflix how to bring the drama to a reunion

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why does every man I’m attracted to have a one length bob

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I just don’t get the appeal of Arizona

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hiking is just hard walking

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@gloriaensinia @NoahKahan 😭

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How did @NoahKahan presale at red rocks turn into the Eras tour