slim shady

bird watching

[La Comtesse de Saint-Germain🃏 @thehowlchemist]

not being pussy

[J @YXNG_J21]

PS5 just turned itself off playing wolverine, GTA6 is in 2 months

[🍂Anders🍄🎃 @crittercurator]

Never tell people who don't smoke weed that you smoke weed because even if they act normal about it they're gonna bring it up to undermine your character when you do something they disagree with

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

When you’re on a tolerance break and all you have left is music

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Why is his name Quagmire that’s not even a human name

[slim shady @jarjarshminx]

@solkane55 @bbuk You raging pal?

[slim shady @jarjarshminx]

@THE_ADZ_PLAYS @catchhimderry I smell shite 🤢

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

20 year olds on £10 an hour are 'overpaid', insists man paid £3,000 an hour by #GBNews and who is a millionaire.

[slim shady @jarjarshminx]

@O7CK01 @JoeWritesThings Thought men were supposed to cry and talk about their feelings

[slim shady @jarjarshminx]

@CFCPOST182947 @SkylarSkye14 @swfccom Open the schools

[⊙⊝⊜ SAW 00:00 AND TEAR LIVE @hobikive]

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

Bro doesn't know how time works 😭

[kendall @superiorsantina]

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated

[akuol 𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆ @sickeniss]

how it feels assuming the best in everyone

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit

Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸