Jarko ⚓

Take me on a ride, pass my thoughts as we glide.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

People really were trying to say Harry Potter is dead, but it’s clearly not

No matter how much you may dislike J. K. Rowling, that British woman made that series her Horcrux

[Tally @TallyPosm]

@blackphilled we should unironically be drone striking scam call centres

[Jarko ⚓ @JarkkoSphere]

@SChqrlotte @flintnsteelh @JinkysCorner Incorrect.

[Jarko ⚓ @JarkkoSphere]

@The__Unyielding I know there’re just memes, but the malfoid thing started all wholesome, but now people are forgetting this is a kids book.

[Jarko ⚓ @JarkkoSphere]

@pooty_pooty69 @WallStreetApes Is that supposed to be a gourmet boot? Or are you that tasteless?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans are losing their minds finding out they can no longer just print with their home printers

“I'm out here looking for a job right now and I'm trying to print up my resume. My deceased father has left a printer at home and I'm like, okay, cool, I'm gonna check out the printer”

He goes through the painstaking process of having to don’t get to WiFi, create an account, download an app. Connect it all together. Then after that the printer is still connected to his dad’s account, so he spends 45 minutes on the phone with customer service to transfer the printer into his account

After all that, he gets a prompt saying he can’t print without signing up for a subscription and paying $8 per month….

“Are you serious right now? — A subscription to use the device that's already in my ***** house? — Are you serious? Are you serious?”

Ket me educate people on the HP Printers to stay away from so this never happens to you

The models are:

HP Envy 6110r
HP Envy Photo 7260r
HP OfficeJet Pro 9120r
HP Smart Tank 6001r
HP Smart Tank 7602r

All these printers require a minimum $9 monthly plan to print and they limit how much you can print. If you want to print more pages you have to pay more

The worst part is the printer isn’t even free, many of these you have to pay a month price for the printer and the plan to print. It’s insanity

[#FireJasonBeck @notoriusmattyp]

@NKY_Leftist @shoe0nhead My God 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Me riding through vice city

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Background Researcher goes viral for exposing how facial recognition software is being used to identify the “Free Palestine” crowd and deeming them utterly UNEMPLOYABLE!!!!

It’s not like we didn’t tell them this!!! But this video CONFIRMS it!!!

Credit 🎥: the_genx_philosopher on TikTok

[alexei @alexeixbt]

he literally explained ADHD in 35 seconds:

[Isaac Young @HariSel57511397]

Make your own books

[EuroMaximalist 🇪🇺 @euromaximal]

This image should make it clear that the European migration and assimilation experiment has failed.

Europe offered these people a better life. They rejected it. And they hate us for even trying.

Time to end the experiment. We don’t have to live with people who hate us.

[🖌🎨Augurover Agenda | Galbrena Grail🐈‍⬛🌞 @maliciouskoi98]

I hope JK Rowling sells official malfoid merch just to piss them off even more

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Jarko ⚓ @JarkkoSphere]

@01_IDK_01 @yoru_flac @jk_rowling I just want her to appreciate the creativity.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@radishes4ever Sorry to hear women defending their rights scares you. Maybe go fuck yourself?

[Jarko ⚓ @JarkkoSphere]

@jaceseele902 @Karuoui You yearned for women that are self aware about the weight of Accountability and Responsibility. That’s a defining feature of what can make a woman intelligent, rather than looking for validation, or having an ego the size of a hot air balloon.

[Greg the Retard Emperor @BreakingIdols83]

NO HARRY YOU CANNOT USE AVADA KADAVRA ON YOURSELF TO BANG THE GHOST IN THE BATHROOM AND GIVE US ANOTHER REASON TO CALL HER MOANING MEERTLE!!!!!

[Samson 🇬🇧 @SH_lotuseater]

This Malfoid discourse has been so much fun without that certain group ruining it🐍Total Chud victory. They've been seething all week as they can't touch it less they break their own anti J K Rowling jihad