Neil Jarman

It's all been done.

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

That’s like comparing a cruise ship to a canoe because they both float.

[Ari Meyer @AriMeyerPGH]

I would argue this is nicer than any soccer stadium in Europe.

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

Dear Americans,

‘Aesthetic’ doesn’t mean big.

End.

[- @imzftbi]

These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

🍺💪

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@ChampionshpTalk I’m not 100% sure, but I don’t think that is what @CliveTyldesley said 😂🍕

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

Americans laughing at Bournemouth’s stadium being in the Premier League is exactly why promotion and relegation is brilliant.

A small club can climb all the way to the top on merit.

Meanwhile, over there, the same protected franchises get invited back every year regardless 🥱

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@PaulHeatonFans Woman In the Wall
Let Love Speak Up Itself
Hold On to What?
I’m Your No. 1 Fan
Old Red Eyes Is Back

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

That’s a random selection of nations who feel they need three kits.

[Kit Geek (Gav Hope) @kit_geek]

World Cup '26 - Kit Overview!

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@Davboro123 Never a truer word spoken. And this is just the start of it.

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@qikipedia @DGSaxon64, you’ve obviously never been through this airport then.

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@hellothisisivan This is the third Les Dawson Blankety Blank related tweet I have read this morning! 🤷‍♂️

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

‘Home field’ 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Football Meets Data @fmeetsdata]

🚨

🏟️ UEFA decided to change the home field advantage rule in Play-offs for major tournaments!

Until now, the hosts of the Play-off finals were randomly drawn.

This ended up forcing Pot 1 teams like 🇮🇹 Italy, 🇩🇰 Denmark, 🇹🇷 Türkiye to play the PO finals in WC 2026 qualifiers away from home.

🇮🇹 Italy and 🇩🇰 Denmark LOST those away games which cost them a spot at the 🌎 World Cup.

❗️ Under the new rules, Pot 1 teams will be guaranteed hosting both the Semifinal and the Final of Play-offs for major tournaments!

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

I’ll raise you this.

[Sultan @t5qno_]

على طاري كاس العالم هذا انظف تدخل ممكن تشوفه لمدافع

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@BashyMc1 £1 more than me! 🎾

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@piersmorgan

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@EnglandOnOurWay

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@fesshole Feel like there is a pun in here somewhere. Something along the lines of ‘all yolks aside…’

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@jonnyrmitch London Underground by Amateur Transplants.

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

@AvonandsomerRob

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

What mad bastard doesn’t check to make sure their eggs aren’t broken?

[Honestm4tty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @honestm4tty]

Paying M&S prices is completely worth it because you don't have to mingle with commoners constantly checking the price of everything and looking through every box of eggs to check they're all there

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

On this day in 1983, Jimmy Hill took matters into his own hands in the Wembley commentary box.

Asked by John Motson about a Scotland chance at one end, co-commentator Hill ends up describing a disallowed goal at the other.

Brilliant improvisation.