Jarrett Alfred Yoder

Ohioan turned New Yorker. Story-teller.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

But Why did Gerard butler make me cry 3 times in #HowToTrainYourDragon wooooof

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

PSA: the gym locker room is not a damn dining room JFC WHO RAISED YOU

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

The amount of Shania Twain I’ve been listening to lately is concerning

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Im at the gym and really wondering: do people who reek know how bad they smell? And just don’t care? Is it their diet? Do they hate showering? Can’t afford deodorant? I have so many questions.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Got to audition for Tim Rice today. 2024 is already > 2023

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

I’m on week 2 of cutting out sugar and honestly…0/10 recommend I JUST WANT A COOKIE DAMNIT

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

The way I’m craving a shitty fair corn dog right now 😭

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Only in New York City can it be 100 degrees and yet everyone will still be in pants. I do not understand.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

NYC has officially jaundiced.
#CanadaFires

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Aging into the role of Jekyll/Hyde is quite literally the only perk of entering my 30s

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

It feels so right that my opening weekend of Jersey Boys is also the opening weekend of Taylor Swift’s Eras tour. 😎

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Today is my last day in my 20s. Send prayers.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Entire show blocked and staged in 5 days? Cool cool. 😎

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Fentanyl is killing more than 70,000 Americans a year.

Let’s launch a major surge to stop fentanyl production and sale, with drug detection machines to inspect cargo and stop pills and powder at the border — and impose strong penalties to crack down on trafficking.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

🫠🫠🫠

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

NEW: Rents in Manhattan have just broken another astounding record.

Avg monthly rent:
* Overall: $5,142
* Studios: $3,152
* 1 bed: $4,247
* 2 bed: $6,193
* 3 bed: $10,058

We DESPERATELY need to address the affordability crisis.

(And memo to the haters: Yes NYC is coming back)

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know that for a lot of Republicans on the Hill their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare.

Well, let me say this.

If that’s your dream, I'm your nightmare.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

It’s our year. 😎

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Since free agency began, the Mets signed:

- Carlos Correa, $315M
- Brandon Nimmo, $162M
- Edwin Díaz, $102M
- Justin Verlander, $86.6M
- Kodai Senga, $75M
- Jose Quintana, $26M
- Omar Narvaez, $15M
- Adam Ottavino, $14.5M
- David Robertson, $10M

Total outlay: $806.1 million.

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

Keeping the Senate feels good 😎💙

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…but then I turned myself around

[Jarrett Alfred Yoder @jarrettalfred]

My flight back to New York on Sunday flies out at 11:11 on September 11th…ummmm cool cool 👀