Rat King of NYC

First of his name, bane of the blood sorcerers, friend to freaks of all kinds | he/him

[Rat King of NYC @jarrettposting]

I have Twitter on dark mode because it brings me closer to my ideal fantasy of just shouting my bad takes into The Void™️©️®️

[Rat King of NYC @jarrettposting]

@postproctorism No they do NOT

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I feel kinship with all living things, even fish and insects and people from Massachusetts

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

white boys who say inshallah carrying zohran to a comfortable victory!!!

[Tal✨they/them @talyaTheeEnby]

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

[evil roni @volcelmoment]

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I mean fuck, I like wizards, I like spells
I like gettin' gold , I like maidens , I like to delve,
I like drinkin potions' adventuring and the enchanted woods
I like doin' magical shit, fireball, probably would

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

tied for best dressed

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

guys please use a trigger warning when posting your boyfriends today, something like “TW// ugly boyfriend” should be fine.
just seeing some really shocking things without warning today :(

[Rat King of NYC @jarrettposting]

GAME OVER

[Rat King of NYC @jarrettposting]

@beefybarbie Teemo is the devil himself Ziggs is just out here trying to bomb a walmart they are not the same

[ergopraxis.bsky.social ⊮ @ergo_praxis]

Love this trend. Did Trump get more votes? Uh, no, fewer. Maybe he won with black men? No, they overwhelmingly went for the dems. Perhaps with gen z white men... no? Ok then what was it? Oh, the dems managed to lose like 10 million voters since the last elections to abstention😬

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

Patriots fans when they’re 2-6 but they ruined Aaron Rodgers and the Jets season

[Dana the Danish @danatortora]

NEW MANDELA EFFECT! I am convinced Sabrina Carpenter’s song was called BAD CHEM but it’s actually BED CHEM! Is it just me!?!

[Dana the Danish @danatortora]

What do you mean the Property Brothers last name isn’t PROPERTY

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

My god