Jarryd Smith

Some idiot who lives in Melbourne

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@mehdirhasan It’s all just a bit of fun and games for these people.

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@rohan_connolly I’m somewhat used to this but I actually cannot fathom how fucking bad we are. Like, effectively the same team actually jagged a few (unconvincing) wins last season. What the hell happened?

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@rohan_connolly You’d reckon after he’s played 100+ games, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with Perkins, and it’s not good enough. I’m not sure why the club continues to pick him.

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@HonTonyAbbott You and Angus Taylor are proof that being a Rhodes Scholar and a complete idiot are not mutually exclusive

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@2GB873 Give us a fucking spell

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@karlstefanovic At this rate you may as well invite Martin Bryant on, I’m sure he’s got some nice clickbait for your shitty podcast like this grub.

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@hershybru @Dravidict You were looking pretty good beforehand

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@maximumwelfare You do hear every now and then of comedians stand-up routines being repackaged on the sly as a betoota article

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@Calabrese8790 @readingtheplay1 @Tommy_Wolfe7 Congratulations on writing the exact type of comment outlined in the article that Essendon needs to not acknowledge. Sack the coach again, what a great idea!

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@NickBryantNY Karma just isn’t a thing that exists, is it? You can be a draft-dodging coward, lie every time you open your mouth and never feel shame for a single horrible thing you’ve done and you get to be the president. Twice.

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@ScooterMcNeice Been to a few of those functions. Decent people, but they epitomise all of the arrogance and self-importance that’s got us into this mess in the first place. It’s not the 1990’s anymore and trying to bring back the glory days is not going to work.

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@Melbchief Surely your football analysis can’t be worse than your political analysis

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@JonathanJWalsh Did Barham overlook him for a TV gig or something? I have no idea why that idiot had such an axe to grind

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@rohan_connolly @JasonBennettTV @7AFL Well he doesn’t call the footy thinking everyone is tuning in to listen to him, so clearly that was a problem for channel 7

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@ScooterMcNeice You don’t have to be a genius to figure out why, eh?

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@BernardKeane It’s quite disgraceful how pretty much every media org has tried to pin the Bondi attacks on Albanese. He’s been as reluctant as anyone in calling out Israel for the genocide in Gaza.

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@rachelrwithers Hmm yes it’s almost like we’ve overreacted to this

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@RonnyLerner You know, it is possible that people can be against murdering Palestinians and against murdering Jewish people at the same time.

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@essendonfc Tubby clearly drives a hard bargain

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@rohan_connolly @3AWisfootball It’s the complete arrogance in thinking that they know better than everyone else that gets me. The worst part? It’s the fans, the people who (against their better judgement) pay good money in the hopes that their team succeeds only to be let down by these self-important grubs.