Jarv

Just me and my two boys named Bud and Weiser scraping by

[Jarv @jarvishhardare]

To my dearest 13 followers, I am officially back. Not sure if it was the overwhelming amount of upsets in March madness yesterday or the beautiful weather bringing back a beautiful soul.

[Jarv @jarvishhardare]

As 2025 comes to an end, I really just want to give gratitude to all 9 of my followers. If it wasn’t for every single one of you guys, Jarv and two fellas wouldn’t be able to survive. God Bless and bring on 2026

[Jarv @jarvishhardare]

Update: Jarvy is down 100 with a lot of dignity left. Boys fought hard tonight. Blessed it’s a series of 7

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Wish the pals and I luck at the casino tonight! Worst comes to worst I’ll get a blowey from the homeless people outside.

[Jarv @jarvishhardare]

If anyone knows how to rinse the Nino, please lmk

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Friends are really getting under my skin tonight. Stinky B’s ex girl walked up to us at the bar(rocket), and he got pantsed by a random. Talk about a sell job. No one tell her, but I want a piece of her

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Fucking Jarvis is fired up right now. Tried to ask how an old ting was and she just gave me the death stare. Little does she know what I would do to her guts

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Thinking about the two boys at home. Sure hope Bud is keeping Weiser in check. Weiser won’t stop humping the couch.

[Jarv @jarvishhardare]

Watching the Alabama Oklahoma game at the local watering hole. Beers, friends, and beers. All that’s missing is some dirty pig blowing me under the table while I sweat out my bet

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@BigBadBadge69 Land any with that new bait of yours?

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Too many clown ass friends that are scared to finish in the post. If you are in the trenches with us hunting for boards, don’t even post that guy up wanting the rock

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@mattschneidman Could’ve just said jordan love is throwing moon balls

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@TheDimeVault Some times you really just gotta zip your lips and throw the key far far away

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@_ceeboo @SteveHair23 @fgd23456 Shut up and get your nut off you pervert.

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@4thOfJuly365 Peaches and cream. Or is the cream just on my pants?

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Update on this, trying to get like Phillip Rivers on this weekend eve

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My sex life is starting to feel like the tail end of RG3s career

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@fgd23456 Might be 44 but boy can I still pull my groin

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Back with the hometown boys, can’t wait to verbally harass the homeless grunts that haven’t seen me in 3 months

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@zoomafrika1 Well good to see one twin tower is still standing

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If Bonnie blue goes to jail, this world isn’t fair. She’s good for the economy and I will fight anyone on this.