Badger O’Hannigan

Ferris State Hockey Alum. Milf Lover. Giver and sometimes a taker. College Football fan. Struggling porn addict. Food inhaler. Torta hunter

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Wise words from my good friend “retard”. Natives are either 1/10 or 10/10 and the 1/10 are fat and ugly. Not sure if I’ve seen a 10/10 native but now I’ll be searching

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

You know the snow is bad when you can’t even get a minority to bring you food #badgeisback

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Dear god I don’t pray to you often, but I am begging you, please don’t give me a thot daughter. #gayson

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Back in the motherland. Tonight we fuck

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

In the Christmas spirit. Someone bring me a slutty elf to ride my dinky. Gonna be eating blue chews like they are candy canes. #horny

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Got called a cornball. Gonna feed that guy a foreskin sandwich later.

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Asian people are like roombas. Many of you are probably pondering that statement. If you knew em like I knew em you’d pick up what I’m putting down

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Beating
Ass
Daily
Gobbling
Every
Rectum

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Can pre cum get a girl pregnant? My buddy jarv says it can. Need expert option tho. If so I’m gonna be hitting the oj Simpson soon

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

What’s the difference between a rock and a hard place? Idk. But I do know my buddy rock gets me hard.

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Well unfortunately I met and unmovable object tonight. What happens when an unstoppable force meets and unmovable object? Badge cranks shaft in his room alone

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Well it’s 11 and I have no prospects. Pray for badge. The best is yet to come

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

I’m just gonna put this out in the universe. I will be getting laid tonight. I will be an unstoppable force

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Just had a talk with a friend of mine. I’m getting this sneaky suspicion that he’s a homo. Sherlock Badger will be investigating this

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

@StompinTomCon would it even be a Sunday if an immigrant didn’t bring me food. Thanks gurdeep my belly is full

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

This is one of the more crippling hangovers I’ve been blessed with in my life

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Off to the great white north. Emphasis on the white

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

Hit me up for a tbh and a rate

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

@ArchieBogdan

[Badger O’Hannigan @BigBadBadge69]

@defecationarmy That’s how I met my good buddy @jarvishhardare