#Notice how Ekko puts on a generational all-star performance and helps save the world and still ends up losing Jinx, but #KuKluxKiramann gets to play Mussolini for months, does nothing on the battlefield in the final fight and gets to be with Vi without even apologizing.
All the “ADHD is over diagnosed” hot takes fail to consider that maybe our brains weren’t meant to live this way. Three generations ago my great-grandma was living a subsistence life in the bush. I just want to smoke some fish and pick some berries, not keep my inbox at zero.
Insane things are happening at Furuvik Zoo. 4 chimpanzees gunned down after a break-out, a 5th shot but only wounded, 3 more on the loose. Drones are used to survey the besieged zoo, after +24 hours the bodies still litter the ground. Zoo says they were "out of tranquilizers".
Important announcement: We're designating the northern cardinal as the best holiday season bird. It just makes sense and we won't be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.