Jasmine

Prince’s electricity know no space and time boundaries, is everlasting, and does not have any noticable flux in its intensity, even when Prince is sleeping.

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

I'm ready to go to @delmarracing followed by @hardrocksd ... Now!

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

#ThreeWords never meat bacon

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

I feel better when I floss. And tell the truth.

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

Today I learned: there js a camel icon RT @robdelaney: 🐫 RT If you love zebras! 🐫

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@caitkitt 5k a day? Man, I try to do 1.5k, and I'm always behind :/

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@nandoism haha well to start. Don't date a guy with the same job - competitiveness, ego and $

[Kujo 🇹🇴🇼🇸 @__inulama]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!" - White Goodman #nowwatching #DODGEBALL! #bestmovieever

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

Getting hit in the face with a dodgeball can literally get your nose out of shape. Pity me.

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@howells hmm...I think I know you from a long long time ago. When the Internet was a much smaller place

[Matt D'Elia @mattdelia]

I classify male actors into two groups: 'Matthew McConaughey', and 'Not Matthew McConaughey'.

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@theleanover what color is it?

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

I have a few more to add to this list RT @nandoism: 10 Men & Their Professions to Avoid Dating http://t.co/4LyWQTQr #Dating

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@howells longshot but you don't happen to be from a town called Darlington?

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@jeffbayot Ahh that makes sense. Thanks!

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@bellebbylove love your glasses and hair :) take yourself out to happy hour!

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@jeffbayot how do you use run keeper in the water?

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

Kumbaya mofos. Love it RT @Oatmeal: tee hee (photo taken by @glennf)

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

Ricki you have 3 new daddies! RT @saraschaefer1: Is Emily about to announce that she wants to have three brother husbands? #Bachelorette

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

So true RT @Zulkey: I'm giving the Bachelorette a shot because I'm intrigued by how there is no pattern to the people I know who love it.

[Jasmine @jasmerica]

@andilavs can they bring Arie's mom back?