jasmine

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insta: jasminekharazi

[luca @lucacs]

still crazy to me that Jensen wore the same basic leather jacket for ten years straight but whipped out his $10k bedazzled Grailed find the day after being exposed for having an affair with a chinese spy

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

This anxiety OMG

[tobi⁷⁷ @tobiiswago]

i think one of the nicest things about getting older is becoming more comfortable with the kind of person you actually are. less explaining, more existing.

[holiday cheermeister @gardeinqueen]

im interested in finding groceries that have the potential to change my life

[Nefeli @Nefelie0uo]

J’ai essayé une fourrure chez Zara, pas maquillée et pas coiffée, je me sentais comme ça

[g @34rths]

My time on Earth is so brief so I might as well be brave

[dododix @d0dodix]

how it feels smoking weed at 3pm when the whole world is awake

[$AINT @saintpartys]

oh kimye

[DMV Adventures @DMVAdventures]

my favorite burger in the entire world. This is like my fifth or sixth one so I can officially name it my favorite. It’s from Eebees corner bar in Washington DC.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”

[mariia @aquelasqqrmrr]

Arrumei o quarto e tomei banho só para ler um livro

[DUTCHESS @CAVALLIDOLLL]

paris’s evil ass pooched

[Erica⁵⁵🏎️¹⁶ @formulaEri]

This was me realizing Rob was an option for the James Bond role

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

alright time to wrap it up thanks to everyone else for participating

[not a hornets fan @BrosephSZN]

that baby is just gonna have to understand why he’s never home

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

The thing about Pattinson Bond is that you can’t dangle a concept like that in front of me and expect me to happy with literally any other alternative

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“I like taking jobs from younger actors.”

— Robert Pattinson

[bele ཐི⋆ཋྀ @siniysvolk]

all jokes aside… can i be honest? james bond isnt that popular anymore for them to be playing like this like just tell us who is the new spy and get on with it

[seven 🇦🇷 @tayloresmia]

actores de ahora: me hicieron un edit de tiktok con mi compañera de serie tengo ansiedad voy a dejar el proyecto

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