Jasmine Gillison

Camden, 1993.

[Antonio French @AntonioFrench]

Jeb Bush was a sane man in a Crazy Contest. Increasingly, moderates don't have a place in this GOP.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases of fury
"Steady on"
"Come off it"
"Well excuse me"
"Look here"
"There's no need for that"
"Beg your pardon?"
"Listen, mate"
"Right"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Appropriate responses to the worst possible news:
Bugger
Typical
Well, obviously
Marvellous
Brilliant
Righto
Perfect
Great
I see
Oh good

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Seems to be an American trait of not only sharing your own secrets but everyone else's too. Nothing in LA is told in confidence apparently.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

@rachaels0fia come back!

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

I wish I knew how to not let you under my skin, or how to get away with murdering you. Either way 👌

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Really need to eat more than once a day. Especially with this new drinking regime I've set myself.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Absolutely furious. Going to eat sorbet and get drunk, again.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Hello, yes today is no good - i want to return it with a full refund. I don't want a new one, I'm over it. Please give me my time back.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Done with this day. Time for codeine cough medicine and a good 12 hrs kip.

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

I just don't feel like a human being unless I get in my 10+ hours a day of staring motionlessly at screens

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

I don't understand how just after I've said I'm working every fucking day of the week, you ask me why i haven't got stuff done yet. Gtfo.

[Drew Mochak @Object_InSpace]

@WesleyLowery You are only qualified to criticize the banks once you've personally foreclosed on a low-income family.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

@rachaels0fia good weather for your jollies tho laa

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

@rachaels0fia that's what it is here!

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

@rachaels0fia have the best time ever!

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Just realised that tonight is the first time I've bleached my sides since April.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Peregrin Took is my truest love.

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

It's 11pm and I'm tired so I'm going to use a long stick to push this giant dead roach outside and downstairs. 👌

[Jasmine Gillison @JasmineGillison]

Finding dead bugs is so bittersweet. Like, yes good the poison I put over every inch is doing it's job. But, how did you get in here?!