Jasmine Lo

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Needed cheering up a bit so went on the rejected petitions bit of the government website to see how it was going.

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

i just found this old notebook…. nobody can say i did not try for this man .

[Big Snug @BigSnugALot]

I read my wife’s dissertation between our first and second dates

[camila @mcamilaapx]

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Jae. @JaeMajette]

just a fyi, safari only lets you have 609 tabs open before you have to start deleting them to open new ones 😅

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[Jasmine Lo @jasminelo2020]

u can tell who i’ve been hanging out with too much 😹

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

[too lazy to kms] hey Boeing i know what you did

[buddhatree @buddhatree]

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

[Lil Koko Bean @riddimthot420]

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

[rae @highmynameisrae]

going to my bf’s tonight and asked him how many days i should pack for-

[Mel, again @melzmizzybizzy]

My trans little brother is such a fucking asshole LMAO

[soludo @soludokeke]

I’m convinced every woman’s love language is not having to ask

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

went here and they had a flag of u on its peak

[Jasmine Lo @jasminelo2020]

his beige flag is that when i complain about someone he looks them up on linkedin

[Jasmine Lo @jasminelo2020]

his beige flag is that his legs are always cold

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean