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[TylaTattz @TylaTattz]

The gym isn’t the hard part — it’s the fucking eating, actually.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[nupe @sparkyohoup]

buy my drugs if u really love me

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

someone said, "don't tell anyone your business unless it benefits you that they know" and the older i get, the more i realize how true this is

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love i can’t lie .

[k @ysljennii]

me when I hit my limit n go non verbal

[Vic 🦦 @SimplyViccc]

A blunt after work is damn near like coffee in the morning for me now lol

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Somebody host a Blunt & Brunch, I’m pulling up immediately 😭

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

He wanna lick my bombaclot my ratatata

[jasmin @jasminlopze]

I’m happy but it still stings a bit

[marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[roohi ⚢🌛 @forsappho_]

i wonder how big my dick would be if i had one

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

before you dm me just beware i have the addiction gene

[jynx @miiagarro]

i told you i was crazy why are you mad

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Me when i catch myself doing some loser shit: